Calfreezy: For Some Reason Vik Thinks That I Know A Lot About Flowers, So Whenever He Asks Me What The

Jide: It’s illegal to be better looking than me. Simon: Well shit. Guys, it looks like we’re all going to jail.

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Josh: [to Freya] there’s something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my firstborn child needs to be Reginald VelJohnson. i lost a bet to JJ.

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Josh: I can’t believe I forgot my phone. I hope Ethan liked his birthday present yesterday. Oh, he called. [seventeen new messages] Josh: What?! [message one] Ethan: Hey josh! Thanks for the Bazinga t-shirt it's… great. I was just calling because I might need a ride later tonight. Simon can’t drive and I ran Callux’s Mazda into that ditch after we watched Fast Five on Netflix together. Callux: You still owe me for that. Ethan: Yeah, yeah, I got you, I got you. Mazdas are really flammable, did you know that? I didn’t know that. Well, I do now… but anyway I’ll call you later if we need a pick up from the show, alright? Simon: [snoring] Ethan: Woo! Simon, you’re up! Peace josh! [end of message] Josh: I’m not listening to all of these. [skips to the last message] [message seventeen] Tobi: Oh my god is he dead? Why did you put him in the car?! Callux: It’s Vik, you idiot! Just shut up and keep driving to the hospital! Jide: Tobi, when are we getting to Chuck E Cheese? Ethan: jide, shut up! Josh, please pick up the phone! We are in so much trouble! The Iggy Azalea show went south, so we decided to make our own, but… Oh man, oh man, pick up your stupid phone! Josh, go to my desk, open the dark drawer and burn everything inside! But hold your breath while you do it! Use that stupid t-shirt you got me to help the fire, you gotta do this, josh! Harry: Tobi, eyes on the road! Simon: Truck! All: [screaming] [end of message]

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His poor innocent soul did not have to hear that smh

this made me cackle 

Yoongi is my mood 24/7

Jide: I failed my safety course today Josh: Why? What happened? Jide: Well one of the questions was “In the case of a fire what steps would you take?” Josh: And? Jide: Well apparently, “FUCKING LARGE ONES” isn’t an acceptable answer

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wroetostar

stay - ksimon

Like legit, this is my first edit made on svp and I knoooww it’s not pro but hey who cares