He Tian: I'd Kill For You.

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*doorbell rings*

he tian: oh no oh shit fuck fuck fuck, i forgot to defrost the chicken! okay google, how to defrost the chicken in 5 seconds? oh my god, i'm in deep shit! what should i do? oh no, guan shan will kill me!

one day mo guan shan will intertwine his fingers with he tian in return.

he tian: *knows perfectly well how to tie a tie*

he tian: *also knows perfectly well that guan shan has never even worn a tie in his life*

he tian: oh, little mo, help me to tie my tie. i'm too clumsy and my hands are completely useless. you're my only hope.

mo guan shan: *grumbles, but still tries to do something*

he tian: *smug face*

he tian knows perfectly well that guan shan is afraid of the public and cares about opinion of others, but still hugs him on the street. it's not because he's indifferent to mo's feelings, he just needs some tenderness and help himself. those bags under tian's eyes and chapped lips... he tries to smile for the redhead, but he's still exhausted. the moment guan shan steps out of his apartment, he tian will break down.

*texting*

zhan zheng xi: you're cute.

jian yi: aww tysm

zhan zheng xi: i don't have autism.

mo guan shan: *crying*

he tian: what happaned!? did somebody hurt you? tell me, i swear i'm gonna kill them-

mo guan shan: i'm just cutting onions.

he tian, at night: listen here, you stupid onion-

jian yi: you now, xixi, all people make mistakes...

zhan zheng xi: ?

jy: but i forgive you, don't worry.

zzx: for what?

jy: because you haven't asked me out yet?.. it's obvious, xixi. you're so silly sometimes.

zzx, emotionless: ok... are you free this weekend?

jy, totally shocked: ????????

Jian: Tian is so in love, he has no basic common sense when it comes to you.

Mo: Not true.

Jian: Fine, let’s test it. Tell him you’re pregnant.

Mo: Fine. [Texts Tian "I’m pregnant"]

Tian, three hours later, with four shopping carts full of babies clothes: ... Wait.

he tian: little mo, did you know that 0.3 seconds of eye contact is enough for a person to feel attracted to someone or fall in love with them?

mo guan shan: this is complete bullshit.

he tian: well, it's only been 15 seconds, and i'm not just in love with you anymore, i love you more than anything in the world, you're my sun, the only ray of light in the darkness of my life. so it's true.