40-year-old He Tian Has A Little Tummy. He's Still Fit And In Good Shape, It's Just That Mo's Cooking

university professor: he tian, why are you so late?

he tian: i'm sorry, professor, my cat fell asleep on my lap, and i didn't want to wake him up.

the cat:

I posted 76 times in 2021

58 posts created (76%)

18 posts reblogged (24%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.3 posts.

I added 391 tags in 2021

#19 days - 61 posts

#19days - 59 posts

#19天 - 54 posts

#mo guan shan - 48 posts

#he tian - 48 posts

#tianshan - 46 posts

#he tian x mo guan shan - 38 posts

#jian yi - 16 posts

#zhan zheng xi - 12 posts

#zhanyi - 9 posts

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#i have a feeling that someone has already joked this very joke in the 19 days fandom

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

he tian: do you have two tongues in your mouth? mo guan shan: no. he tian: do you want to?

218 notes • Posted 2021-10-31 22:57:40 GMT

#4

guan shan fell asleep thinking about tian's words.

246 notes • Posted 2021-11-30 17:15:23 GMT

#3

did I understand correctly that the whole 19 days fandom quietly agrees that future-mo guan shan usually sleeps on he tian's chest? and when tian has nightmares, he buries himself in the redhead's neck, and redhead hugs him and kisses the top of his head? and little mo loves when tian sneaks up and unexpectedly embraces and pecks him while he cooks, but still feigns annoyance? and that they can't watch a movie properly because they're always distracted by each other?

i like that.

279 notes • Posted 2021-11-20 20:40:46 GMT

#2

little mo is little indeed~

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361 notes • Posted 2021-12-05 13:28:47 GMT

#1

mo guan shan: *chops vegetables*

he tian: *puts a dirty plate in the sink and leaves*

mo guan shan: *chops two times faster and louder*

he tian: *comes back in a hurry and starts washing all the dishes*

mo guan shan: *chops vegetables at a normal pace again*

421 notes • Posted 2021-12-08 17:59:04 GMT

i guess tianshan has completely engulfed me

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jian yi: he tian can't be good at everything. i bet he's a bad kisser.

mo guan shan: no, he's good at that too.

jian yi: ...wHAT?

mo guan shan: what?

qiu ge sucking he cheng off in this mask... head empty, no thoughts.

jian yi: you now, xixi, all people make mistakes...

zhan zheng xi: ?

jy: but i forgive you, don't worry.

zzx: for what?

jy: because you haven't asked me out yet?.. it's obvious, xixi. you're so silly sometimes.

zzx, emotionless: ok... are you free this weekend?

jy, totally shocked: ????????

zhan zheng xi: it’s a shame how fast our childhood has passed

jian yi: yeah, i mean, when was the last time any of us was just unconditionally happy and, i don’t know, blew bubbles?

he tian: i don’t think i ever did that but i did blow little mo like forty minutes ago in the bathroom. made us both really happy.

mo guan shan, blushing: s-shut up!

I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship

*he tian and mo guan shan snuglled up in bed*

he tian: *beams*

mo: what are you smiling at?

he tian: imagine, i wake up, and my husband turns out to be a man from my dreams!

mo guan shan, chuckling: you're disgusting. *kisses he tian*

he tian: what the hell are you doing there?

mo guan shan, standing on the table: it's my place too! i can stand where i want!

he tian, sighing: where's the spider?

mo guan shan: ...near the fridge.