waiting merry christmas chapter
i'm convinced that mo guan shan apologizes the way many mothers do: he brings a plate of sliced fruit or a cup of tea, calls for dinnner, because he loves with acts of service.
(but he tian doesn't get it cause his mom died)
(I'M SORRY)
jian yi, admiring zheng xi from a distance: he could end my life anytime and i'd thank him.
he tian and mo guan shan: we'd thank him too.
he tian: i'm the responsible one in this relationship. mo guan shan: you literally just set the toaster on fire. he tian: and i take full responsibility for that.
mo guan shan: you're a moron.
he tian: then you're a moronsexual, cause you love me.
mo guan shan: and who are you then?
he tian: i'm a mosexual.
he tian when mo comes into view: i'm dead. i think i'm dead! oh! time's going by really, really, really slow and my heart's beating backwards!
zhan zheng xi: ...
zhan zheng xi: what makes you think your heart's beating backwards?
he tian: well, normally it goes “goop boop” and and now it's going “boop gooooop, boop goooooooooooop”!
jian yi: xixi! he's really dying!!
zhan zheng xi: *disappointed silence*
NOOOOO, not the paper!!! he won't be able to show he tian his result now😿
operator: 911 what's your emergency?
jian yi: hey man, yeah, see i'm cooking something here. i was wondering how much trouble you could get in for uh, meth.
operator: and you called the police to ask how. illegal the meth is?
jian yi: well yeah, i figured if anyone would know, it'd be you guys?
operator: *types on keyboard*
operator: is that jian yi of *address*
jian yi: no, uh... jian yi is not here right now can i take a message?
operator: the police are on their way, jian yi.
jian yi: aw, shit, nuts, i mean, yeah that's fine, cause nothing's wrong here, exept me cooking some meth, aw double nuts i sad it again.
operator: see you soon, jian yi.
jian yi: alright, it was great talking to you.
operator: it was great talking to you too.
did I understand correctly that the whole 19 days fandom quietly agrees that future-mo guan shan usually sleeps on he tian's chest? and when tian has nightmares, he buries himself in the redhead's neck, and redhead hugs him and kisses the top of his head? and little mo loves when tian sneaks up and unexpectedly embraces and pecks him while he cooks, but still feigns annoyance? and that they can't watch a movie properly because they're always distracted by each other?
i like that.
he tian: you can become a millionaire in no time.
mo guan shan: yeah? and how?
he tian: marry me.
If you look at this drawing a little closer, you will notice that all the dogs are on the same leash.
The Dalmatian holds it in his teeth and, as it were, restrains himself and everyone else. In addition, the Dalmatian has a calm and intelligent look in his eyes — very similar to Zhan Zheng Xi.
The little dog (possibly a chihuahua) looks excited and cheerful, and its fur colour is light, so I think it's Jian Yi.
The Doberman (black dog) is Tian, and the Shiba inu (red dog) next to him is Guanshan for obvious reasons. Plus, the Doberman looks at Guanshan, and the Shiba Inu looks at Tian!!! Old, you're a genius.