Average The Monkees Episode:

to dress like the rockstar or the groupie, that is the question.

Mike Nesmith: Had an affair, regrets it immediately, spends time trying to fix it before moving on to save heartache, goes on a personal growth journey for years, tells the story honestly, keeps in contact with her the rest of her love and never stopped loving her even after moving on. Literally only thing he’s ever done and did everything to make up for it he could. Loved by most people who knew him.

People: Oh he’s so evil, rot in hell, such an evil man.😡

Peter Tork: Beat his wife over some dishes, went to prison for five years, treated women like objects and prizes, thought his way was the only way and told everyone else to jump in a lake, was fired by Micky and Davy from a tour because he was terrible to be around, and said the most uncalled for and horrid shit about anyone he possibly could whenever he wanted because he pretty much didn’t care about anyone else that wasn’t like him. Disliked by most people who knew him.

People: Aw Peter, sweet baby, never done anything wrong in his life, little angel.🥰

I gotta laugh whenever people say it’s sweet Mike that went to hell.🤣We all know who’s actually down there.

what is it they put in the hardware store to make it smell so good

i want one.

No fucking way I found my little rubber fetus

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

[AFTER REVEALING VERY TELLING PERSONAL INFO] But don’t read into that. let’s move along

what can you even write about them when this photo perfectly incapsulates everything you'd ever want to say.

loving john by may pang // paul mccartney interviewed in come together: lennon and mccartney in the seventies by richard white

just got hired by the beatles biopic producer/director as the casting director for the upcoming monkees biopic lmk what you think of my casting choices ! Jacob Elordi as Mike Nesmith Tom Holland as Peter Tork Dwayne Johnson as Micky Dolenz (we'll get him a party city wig) Ryan Reynolds as Davy Jones the budget is $150 million

i don't take constructive criticism btw and these are final . thanks xo

mike nesmith was literally born to be an old queen bitching about in his 50s and 60s but unfortunately he grew up in the american south in the middle of the 20th century and then had all his disorders and insecurities exacerbated by stardom in his early 20s and it made him a freak but not in the fun way and so his true colours only occasionally shone ie with elephant parts and cruising and princess gwen and some of the gayass things he was saying on the monkees and in head. but despite all that he stayed repressed and alas the only label one can ascribe to him is straight diva. but that is not his true nature. mike nesmith is a faggot