I Want One.

What do you mean only one member 😭🏳️‍🌈

Sorry for reblogging your posts about doing evil things to a fictional character and making them about people who are in the Rock n Roll Hall Of Fame instead

call me easily amused but i still think it's so funny to go "who said that" after saying something wildly horny

john, paul and george in every beatles movie:

oh man i love my little hobbies and getting into shenanigans

ringo's subplot:

Peter maybe you didn’t have sex in the meat locker but how do you know no one else did that thing was completely soundproofed anything could’ve happened

average the monkees episode:

mike: guys we need to save the day from this bad guys!

davy: I've just met a girl and I'm sure she's the love of my life!

micky and peter's subplot:

paul: if we put the songs in a certain order we can weave a narrative thread

john, literally twirling his hair: haha and it's like we're lovers and in love and the songs are all about us and our love

It is crazy that sm of post 1966 Beatles is Paul being like guys, let’s get so weird with it. How about a movie where there is no plot. It’ll just be weird as fuck. And really gay. There are wizards and animals. Or hmm what about an album with um like a theme. Maybe we won’t even be us anymore? Or we do one like an opera. (Can rock albums have reprises?) I’m writing a song about a serial killer. It will take days to perfect and you’re all invited. by force

George is meanwhile like idk I wrote some stuff about my life and experiences… is that crazy or can it also exist beside the ragtime and Western gunslinger ballads and free-verse beat triptychs

Ringo is like fuck it I quit the band all this artsy gay shit is sickening……nah I’m just kiddin, hehe. I’m into it :) but I will be drinking

And John is like you guys I have written several songs about hating myself and my life. No I will not challenge Paul on the weird shit because 1) well just look at him and 2) I have actually always wanted to be really weird in front of people. In fact I’m having a listening party for some porn I recorded and you are all invited. by force