Stop Telling Your Teenage Daughters Who Say They Don't Want Kids That They'll Change Their Mind

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6 months ago

john, paul and george in every beatles movie:

oh man i love my little hobbies and getting into shenanigans

ringo's subplot:

John, Paul And George In Every Beatles Movie:
3 weeks ago

average the monkees episode:

mike: guys we need to save the day from this bad guys!

davy: I've just met a girl and I'm sure she's the love of my life!

micky and peter's subplot:

Average The Monkees Episode:
9 months ago

it bothers me that you often don't really hear about people having a "favorite album" the way they might have a favorite movie or favorite video game


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2 weeks ago

imagine if you were a 15 year old who was absolutely obsessed with One Direction and one day you found out that One Direction was writing and producing and starring in their own movie and you were SUPER excited because you just LOVE One Direction so you go to the theater with all your friends who also love One Direction and you watch this scene where Liam from One Direction opens up a medicine cabinet and sees this disembodied unblinking eye that represents the eternal and inescapable audience. and there’s also part of the movie where they show you actual genuine footage of a guy getting shot in the head. In the One Direction movie.

8 months ago

"we don't have girl talk, we have creature talk," my roommate Julia just said while rolling on the floor, "put that on your fucking tumblr, they'll love that shit"


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3 months ago

A Few of The Best Monkees Stories Ever

Inspired by A Few of The Best Beatles Stories Ever.

I’ve combined all of your submissions and a few of my own to make a list of The Monkee fandom’s favorite Monkees Stories of ALL TIME.

I’ve been meaning to post this list for over a year, and it seems fitting to post it today in conjunction with thank-your-lucky-stars​ Monkees Awards question for today.

BEST MONKEES STORIES

Mike Nesmith yelling “that could’ve been your face motherfucker” and punching a hole in a wall, when Herb Moelis and Don Kirshner wouldn’t let the Monkees play their own instruments on their album.

Micky Dolenz gallantly making a tourniquet for Cynthia Plaster Caster after she sliced her hand while trying to open up a can of dental alginates to use to make Peter Tork’s plaster cast. (Unfortunately this injury made it impossible to cast Peter that day)

Peter Tork’s mile high orgies on their plane during the 1967 tour and his orgy organizer button which he wore during the second season of the Monkees’ television show.

Davy Jones plowing through the studio gate with his car when the guard refused to let him in because of his “long” hair/not believing Davy worked there.

Mike Nesmith’s Cincinnati (Cleveland?) prank with the elevator that almost got the guys trampled by thousands of fans until they jumped into a police car.

Peter Tork telling the draft board that he was gay to get out of going to Vietnam.

Micky Dolenz tripping balls in Hyde Park at 7 in the morning and singing songs to a couple hundred schoolkids until Jack Nicholson and Bob and Bert and the cops show up and when they finally make a run for it, everybody gets trampled.

Peter Tork and Davy Jones getting into a knockout, drag down fight on the set of the show, with Davy giving Peter a “nutter” and Peter subsequently punching Davy, who then had to get stitches.

Two Mexican federal agents handing Mike Nesmith a million dollars’ worth of marijuana in a brown paper sack as an apology after the agents took his camera away because he took photos of a student demonstration.

A member of the Monkees entourage hiding Brian Jones of the Rolling Stones in the Monkees’ hotel in England after he was busted for drugs.

Two seventeen-year-old girls bribing pizza delivery guys for their outfits to deliver pizza to the Monkees’ hotel room.

Mike Nesmith sending John Lennon a telegram that ended with “God is Love, Mike Nesmith.”

Davy’s salad story

When Mike had a party with a houseful of people and asked Davy if he wanted to go get a burger. Davy declined, but later learned Mike left his own party to hop on his private jet and fly to get his favorite burger just cos he had it like that.

The time when Micky was invited to the recording of Sgt. Pepper and he thought it was going to be some big psychedelic party so he shows up all crazy in paisley print bell bottoms and like tie-dyed underwear in the middle of the day, and he just finds the Beatles sitting all calm in folding chairs.

The game of “Killer,” that required the actors, producers, some of the inner-circle to play-act a spectacular death scene on demand.

The Monkees nearly sabotaging their own show before it could even begin, by invading the network affiliates’ dinner at Chason’s restaurant.

The pilot of the Monkees Express having to come on the PA system on the plane, asking some of the passengers enjoying the party-pit in the rear of the plane to please come forward so he could get the nose down.

Micky getting mobbed while doing his Christmas shopping.

Bert Schneider sitting in the audience at the Cow Palace, seeing his band on stage for the first time and not quite believing what he had created.Raybert scoring the lowest rated pilot in the history of the network—and figuring out how to fix it.

That girl that mailed herself to Davy

Davy flying to a hospital in Phoenix to visit two little girls who had been hit by a car when they were out buying Monkees albums

Spending a weekend locked in a hotel with Jack Nicholson and drugs to write Head.

Micky building that scale model plane in his living room, then having to disassemble it because he couldn’t get it out the door.


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2 months ago

bob said it’s MY turn to be the gay monkee


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1 month ago

Brian and Roger without fail every time they imitate or paraphrase Freddie:

Brian And Roger Without Fail Every Time They Imitate Or Paraphrase Freddie:
2 months ago

“They were clearly soulmates: they’d often sit together, giggling”

-Jim Hutton (about Freddie and Roger)

“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”
“They Were Clearly Soulmates: They’d Often Sit Together, Giggling”

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