I Am Indifferent Towards Your Shoelaces

You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this

Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

Legitimately the funniest thing just happened in our virtual book group after someone rec’d a vampire romance to me and someone else piped up that it had a “problematic age gap.”

In a vampire romance novel.

Like, yah. I sure fucking hope so.

i love that hilson shippers don’t need incorrect quotes you genuinely can just use scenes from the show

My friend who is barely two episodes into House MD hates Chase so much he made this

@seraphontheline

I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed I’m so screwed

Got bored on a long car ride so I did a quick sketch of Jane Prentiss 🎶 🪱

‼️ ⚠️ Cw: trypophobia, worms, body horror ⚠️ ‼️

just saw ur post stripping to chappel roan (the giver was absolutely the perfect song choice) but the picture took ages to load so i watched the video first and. i thought. you would have an actually real-live person not a cardboard cut out of house 😭😭

anyway yea thats when i hit that follow button ig

THANK YOU FOR APPRECIATING THE SONG CHOICE- It feels important to mention that I edited the audio so the Hilson blood type convo played before the song 🙏

And using cardboard cutouts as props in my drag is becoming a trend for me.. I have a feeling I’ll be doing it more in the future 🙂‍↕️

I need to be violently high

Post haste

It’s times like this I wish I had a god to pray to