I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires
We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship
The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on
I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc
Please understand me
Please
I’m being a menace to my boyfriend this week and that’s what its all about tbh
I want to go to a confessional but I want to be the one everyone is confessing their shit to
Like put me in a priest collar, shove me in that box, and call me father -
I yearn for your secrets. Your sins are safe with me don’t worry…
Robert Chase lore is like "my father left me, I had to take care of my abusive alcoholic mother and baby sister, I drank and experimented with drugs in my teen years, my sister became an alcoholic like our mother and we havent spoken in years, I wanted to be a priest but I struggled with guilt and faith after being caught sleeping with the groundskeeper's wife. " And then on the other end of this spectrum it's like "i really like bowling , im a licensed hypnotist , and i like to surf."
My ass was steadily improving on my avoidant behaviors and agoraphobia and isolation bs towards the end of last year but now bc of stress school and work and interning and aughhhhhh
I am realizing I have gone back on all of that progress 😀💫 yay
"I asked chat gpt"
Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience
stop glorifying and romanticizing weight loss, especially attained through illness & unhealthy habits
maybe, potentially, Arthur and Merlin grooming/petting/tending to the horses while they have a quiet moment from duties and people? Thankyou <3 ❤️
we are so back <3
Ao3 is down I should kms
Scrolling through job sites and endless lies of ‘entry level’ positions is sucking my whimsy away…
I should just start a fansly or something
Identifiable tattoos be damned- for 10 bucks you can see this strange trans twink get naked
Hi! It's me scrumpledmilk the cool guy ever20 trans + autistic YouTube era soon 😨🫣
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