I Have Had A Vision Of Crossing Pirates And Vampires

I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires

We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship

The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on

I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc

Please understand me

Please

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