I’m Watching Nip/tuck Bc Someone Suggested It After I Told Them I Like House Md …

I have had a vision of crossing pirates and vampires

We’ve all heard the whole vampires need to be invited in thing- I’m just imagining a vampire pirate floating along on a plank of wood or something after falling overboard begging to be verbally invited back on the ship

The crew knows it won’t drown or anything because vampire powers/strength or whatever so they take the opportunity to mess with it - really prolonging and taunting the process of inviting it back on

I’m verbalizing this poorly but it’s funny to me idc

Please understand me

Please

I need to get a job desperately but I have school and an internship for school so idk where I’ll find the time for even a part time job

Anyone interested in a scrumpledfansly bc it’s calling to me right about now

It’s times like this I wish I had a god to pray to

I AM ONCE AGAIN APOLOGIZING!

I swear I haven’t forgotten but my job is hosting a shit ton of events this week for tdov and trans awareness so I’ve been bombarded with thousands of tedious tasks

I’m also busy preparing my drag number for Friday- just look at this wonderful promo image I made (graphic design is my passion) (joke)

Is anybody else just really scared

If you told me that this was right before Arthur leaned in to claim Merlin's mouth as rightfully his, I would believe you

Shout out to George. He was in like, one episode of Merlin and here he is. In every single merlin fic ever.

Wild Geese, Mary Oliver

“I asked ChatGpt”

Ok well I asked the wasps nest in my attic, the song is loud and beautiful and I am so very afraid. There is a wasps’ nest in my attic. Perhaps it can soothe my itching soul.

I think my boss forgot I exist

I have been here for an hour and a half and nobody has come to assign me work as they usually do

Not even an email.

I’m just- here….

It’s unsettling

I’m experiencing the fear levels of a prey animal