Dr. Eggman Is Literally Richer Than Elon Musk

I have officially decided that I am going to rewrite Frankenstein as an amazing YouTube movie titled Vicky F and Creepy C

My friends will star in it, I will be the screen writer... It's going to be a hot mess!!! :] can't wait to start filming, all I have to do now is... Well, write the script!

**Update For the people asking I asked her and she bought the frog tea set HERE 🐸

Chris calling Clarisse Mi Reina, Silena Mi Amor and Charles Mi Tesoro and all them Mi Vida.

Chris especially gets affectionate when he's half asleep. Nuzzling close to them and mumbling compliments and sweet things about them.

Charles teasingly calls him Loverboy, he calls Silena Dove and Clarisse Risse

Silena calls Chris Mon Lapin, Charles Mon Nounours and Clarisse Ma Chèrie

Clarisse doesn't really do nicknames, though sometimes she'll use shortened versions of their names. Like Lena or Beck.

Silena loves getting all of them flustered, teasingly using their nicknames and being affectionate with them

First time she called Chris "mon lapin" He bluescreened

She also knows best ways to show affection to them. Learning very quickly that Chris loves his hair being played with, Clarisse becomes a flustered mess from just a kiss to the back of the neck, and Charles melts entirely if she holds his face in her hands and kisses his face.

Just- them on the brain.

Too many people who are interested in Dionysus worry that he'll reject them if they aren't some flavour of alcoholic, so I say this gently:

PLEASE RESEARCH HIM

Dionysus is so much more than a drunkard wine god who requires your inebriation (he isn't and he doesn't). He's a god of the oppressed, of insanity, of liberation, of death and rebirth, of fertility, and yes, of wine

Dionysus is violence, love, the calm before the storm and the rage within one, the breath before you scream and your roar of victory, communion, ecstasy, dance, utter stillness, anger, joy...

And he will love you no matter what

This post has been rephrased from the original

butch wolverine, anyone?

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe (can get a bit bleak just a head’s up!)

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

I mean, *I* wouldn't but I wouldn't bone anyone 🤣🖤🩶🤍💜

I would, however, give you, like, three fake numbers saying they're my friends numbers, just to piss the better off

I’m going to save up for a new motorcycle by running a scam where I bet straight dudes at bars twenty bucks that I can get a girl’s number in under five minutes and then politely walk up her and say, “I just bet that asshole twenty bucks that I could get your number. I’ll split it with you if you pretend to laugh like I just said a good pick up line and then write a fake number on my hand.”

Like, I never understood those kind of bets in those shitty teen movies. Everybody loves being part of a scheme, man. Use your head.

leverage is such a comfort show for me because who doesn’t want to watch a group of highly competent people fall in love with each other, romantically or otherwise, while they succeed at righting so many of the wrongs in the world. the cruel and corrupt lose and lose again and compared to the way the world seems to be going this show makes me feel reassured that i’m not going crazy

I don’t want to find out about world events anymore

HAPPY PRIDE FROM NATURE, WHATEVER DEITY(IES) YOU BELIEVE IN/PRAY TO/WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY 😁😁😁😁