Has anyone else been just a bit angry that humans are omnivores?? Why couldn't we be just carnivores or herbivores? we as humans need protein, vitamins, minerals, fats, and carbs. I just wanna go out and eat leaves like a giraffe. Giraffes weigh over 1800 - 2000 pounds on average (i think) and they survive on leaves why can't we? or at least raw meat why do we have to cook it to eat it without dying or getting sick?? aren't we omnivores??
Imagine a meeting between the star sanses and the bad sanses and mabey a few others. Dream gets frustrated and rest out a loud curse and some (probably fell) says "wow who knew the innocent little guardian knows how to curse." Dream fed up with being seen as some naive child claps back with "I am 507 years old, you are less then an infant compared to me you &$@*$#@!" Nightmare would lose it. Everyone is both terrified and trying not to laugh and the God of negativity laughs his ass off.
I had a though about their deaths that it has to do with the design of their characters so this is how i think the charcters of hazbin hotel died. Alastor - first though would be a hunting accident because of the deer thing. Second thought was due to a bit of googling i found a definition on urban dictionary "the deer" represents a person that is being brutalized in either; verbal, sexual or physical form. So perhaps that is the cause of his death? Mabey thats why i hear he dosnt like sex? Vaggie - i think she may have been a stripper or hooker due to the x's over her chest and eye i think she may have been sexually assaulted then shot in the face which is why we never see one of her eyes. Angel dust - i heard somewhere that spider can be a nickname for heroin so perhaps an overdose? Husk - gambling problem got killed when tried to run from people he owed money (hence the wings) Thats all i got for now
i keep thinking about how women tend to take the husband's last name in marriage but i wonder with the future generations if this will change. i keep thinking about alternatives, not just hyphenating but what if you decided to just pick the name that sounds cooler or matches better with name ideas for future names. or what if you just swapped names. or maybe mashed them together. i was considering this for the book im writing where the last names are Moore and Myers so it could be Moyer or something. or maybe you make up a ship name for each other and make that your last name. or use a completely random name. i hope one day when i meet someone they are open to discussing this.
I love the idea of dust using his hallucinations to go with the other kinda like "you're in Paps chair." Or or if one of them gets a chill or an itch or headache it's like "sorry that's Paps." *Stage whisper* "𝘗𝘢𝘱𝘴 𝘨𝘦𝘵 𝘖𝘜𝘛 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦" Dust also has a habit of sleeping anywhere including in others closets, under beds, and in the vents. As such he has dirt on everything and everyone but if course Paps tells him everything.
What is Horror is actually vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? Cause of his past he can't handle eating/preparing food with meat. I like to think at the beginning of Horrors stay at the castle he avoided the kitchen like the plague he doesn't want to risk smelling the meat if someone else is cooking. The others try to help but after months Horror can still barely handle small snacks like crackers or granola bars. It isn't till Cross comes along who is a soldier and cares about his diet, regularly using protein powder and cooking his own fresh foods. He is the first to regularly bring in fresh vegetables and as a pescatarian he regularly cooks good meals. On one mission Cross and Horror sit to take a break when Horror can smell Crosses lunch (fish tacos or some kind of veggie fry) and it's the first thing that hasn't made Horror immediately nauseous. Cross share's his meal and they begin talking about food. Horror now cooks all the time for himself and Cross. Yes I do enjoy the thought of Horror being pescatarian partly due to his hatred of Undyne as well.
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