I Have Decided To Burn My Old Diaries And Have Been Scanning Them For Pages I Might Want To Keep And

there was a young patient who swallowed a fly,

he swallowed a flyyyy

becausedr.sewardtoldhimtooooo

I hope he won't poo

Someone should rewrite There Was an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly, but with Renfield instead of an old lady. I think it would be delightful.

love this !! unfortunately for me tho i took the mulder route and became insane and deranged

them: being nonbinary is a weird new trend claire waldoff 100 years ago: HANNELOOOOORE

real yearners know that they can even feel nostalgic about the present moment

this is problematic of me (joke) but i really enjoy the splashing of french into english speech or writing. just adds a pizzazz

when you arrive in baldur's gate reeling from everyone consistently referring to u as they/them, basking in loviatar's love, crying about how well the game handles themes of trauma and power, and then halsin hits you with his anti-capitalist rage