Scarletsancho - Quyen

a GIANT shoutout to those of y'all in the dq/roddaverse fandom whomst at any point headcanoned, fancast, etc any of the characters as asian like. idk i just suddenly remembered i saw multiple posts where characters from this very Western, European, White Fantasy Story that is so close to my heart were instead given depictions that actually !! remind me of !!! me !!!! !!

and i got Feelings bc this. THIS is what we mean when we say transformative communities, when we say fandom can be — IS — creative and intersectional and i’m just ;______; dq fam i know i don’t talk Ever but i appreciate y'all s o much

So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…

You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.

It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?

I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.

((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))

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Exiles #30

I think actually my hands-down favourite non-canon scene in episode 4 was…

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I had to, I'm sorry

Tumblr drama vs other social media drama is so funny

Facebook drama: I will not be going to Uncle Todd's dinner tonight because he keeps saying racist stuff ♥️

Twitter drama: I cannot BELIEVE she said a slur 7 years ago. #canceled

TikTok drama: Is Chad Chaddington III ch3ating on Ash-Lindseigh????

Tumblr drama: *unintelligible paragraphs between coochiemonsterfromsesassmestreet and destielsfavoritepony37 (who apparently owns an illegal baby racing company)*

she won't forget

Jon has got to think that the other legacy characters are all crazy at this point. The Justice League is dead and every time he talks to another legacy character about it they're all "lmao they aren't dead"

Nightwing and Robin won't even entertain the idea that Bruce is dead and both get mad at Jon for even bringing it up:

And the Flash legacy characters straight up just bail on him when he asks them for help because they're searching for Barry Allen who is dead and Jon must think they're all nuts

Jon doesn't know what the other legacy characters know. He hasn't been around long enough to realize that 70% of the time a dead superhero will come back and that the number jumps to 99% when there isn't a body. Jon must think that there's a viral case of denial going around or something

STARRING IN *her* VERY FIRST MOVIE