Exiles #30

a halloween-themed wagner-maximoff family commission for @the-furiosa-mystique, wanda as a pirate queen (because of her husband’s love of pirates!) talia as a mermaid princess and kurt as a vampire🎃☠️🧛🍬🍭🦇

I had to, I'm sorry

I was talking to my mom about Nightwing and she genuinely thought he was gay because she only read a few comics, but those comics include when he was thinking about Joey. So when I told her I think he's bi, she looked at me really confused and said, "Isn't he gay?"

It really isn't important, I just wanted to share this with you. Cheers!

Your mom really said Dick Simps For Joey and then refused to take any more questions and I respect that 👌🏻✨.

Reminding myself to make the features of my trans-coded character designs more prominent as a lil' treat 'cause the constant headlines here in the UK debating whether we should be allowed to exist are driving me up the fuckin' wall actually ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍⚧️

[DO NOT EDIT OR REPOST TO OTHER SITES / ACCOUNTS] ♻️reblogs are lovely tho!♻️

::random headcanon of the day::

In this Valentine’s day I bring you some WandaxKurt headcanons! 

They’re so sexually compatible they’d often forget about doing anything else but each other to be honest, it wasn’t until years after they decided to try new things like certain kinks and/or incorporate powers and mutant abilities to their sexual games. 

When Talia was born, she was their world but, as much as they wanted to have another child they got so busy with Wanda taking her job at Strange Academy ( I’m adding some canon divergence to this one cause why not? ) and with Kurt’s X-Men leadership, Talia ended as an only child. 

However, no matter how busy they were, they only had time for her. It also helped TJ was very similar to her father in the sense they were more active during the night and they didn’t need to sleep many hours too. 

bonus: this headcanon is for my stay home dad au! Since Kurt was dedicated to his domestic labors and his occasional counseling and sporadic classes at the Institutes, Talia had a little brother. His name is Stephan and he happens to be the infamous ‘Salamander.’

Percy probably thought he was fukcing safe. He got through four births unscathed with happy bouncy little quarter elves and then BAM

sweet baby tiefling. delight of his heart. wanderer of catacombs. When she was born a lot of money changed hands because everyone fucking knew it would happen eventually. Vex collected 100 gold and used it for the nursery.

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

Monet Yvette Clarisse Maria Therese St. Croix

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