The Genderless Urge To Write A Fanfiction Of A Fanfiction

I have to say this before going mad:

SIRIUS BLACK IS TALL! TALLER THAN ANY OF THE MARAUDERS AND THE ONLY MARAUDERS WHO WAS DESCRIBED TO BE TALL.

Harry says Sirius was tall, not Lupin. IF HE WAS SHORTER THAN REMUS, HE WOULD HAVE SAY HE WAS SHORTER.

Thank you.

Sorry for the aggressive tone.

OMG OLD WOMEN TOXIC YURIIII

so kittywater is lowks growing on me but i had a brainwave last night and ever since it has consumed my waking hours (if anyone else has already said this then uhhh oops ig)

may i present:

kittykiller (dolores x bellatrix)

OK BECAUSE LIKE HEAR ME OUT

first of all, dolores doesnt have a canon birthday, all the wiki says is that she could be born in regulus’ year OR EARLIER, so in this ship she’d be bella’s age (so 10yrs older than regulus)

dolores and bella are both like obsessed with voldy to the point its a little bit insane but oops oh well

they’re literally pink psycho gf x dark psycho gf

think (pre-lobotomy) cat valentine and jade west (victorious)

or karen jackson and mandy milkovich (shameless us)

ugh guys i could talk about them for HOURSSS

we need more evil sapphics!! and that’s what they are!! evil x evil!! but also wuh luh wuh!!

anyhow i might post a moodboard for them later but i feel like you’ll understand my thinking here 😙😙

wait i love that. like idk i dont ship it i think dolores would be too demanding and bitchy &bellatrix wouldn't date a half blood but. the karen x mandy 💞💞💞

i love this actually i think i need to stew in dolores' character for 1-2 more weeks before thinking of more ships for her, on the other hand i will be looking for kittykiller content xx

fr like what the fuck is noblestarbitchchasesunkillercurseflower and why are people so obsessed with it I need to know NOW

the names of ships in the marauders fandom are so confusing bc there’s like five flowers, three stars, I get used to a ship name then find out about fucking cucumberstar or whaleflower or something and have to scroll through 20 completely unrelated tags to find out who it is

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

PREACHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Good morning ☀️

Obviously Sirius and then Peter...WHO TF VOTED FOR REMUS LMFAOOOOO

Jilypad brainrot go brrrrrrr

They're consumed in a love triangle but James is in love with both Sirius AND Lily, Lily is in love with both James AND Sirius, and Sirius is in love with both James AND Lily.

Nobody can separate them, ever.

You're onto something. You're CLEARLY ON TO SOMETHING. WAIT WAIT WAITTTTTT Somebody please write a fic the angst is gonna be so good oml

I think that Walburga and Tom Riddle were romantically and sexually involved during their Years at Hogwarts. Which is why Tom named his First Version of the Death Eaters the Knights of Walpurgis. Her Knights because she was supposed to be his Queen. But Walburga in the end broke up with him because she didn’t want to be married with a Half-Blood and cuz her Relationship with Tom was known she was already sorta defamed among Purebloods and thus could only marry her Cousin Orion.

She would probably also have hated Delphini if she had met her because she would be the living Proof of what she could have had and that ultimately she failed at everything in Life.

She chose her Family and the Pureblood Dogma over the Love of her Life and in turn she only got trapped in a Loveless Marriage with her own Cousin, whom she never loved as much as Tom, a Son who despite being talented spitted on everything she believed in and another who despite sharing her views simply couldn’t live up to her expectations.

All the while she would have to watch her own Niece living the Life that could have been hers because she loved Voldemort/Tom more than anything even her own Family and literally turned her back on her Pureblood Husband to be with him. Now Walburga would have had to watch as her Niece has a perfect little dark princess and is truly happy with the Man who Walburga actually loves and has an extremely talented daughter who is a perfect mix between Tom’s Beauty and Bellatrix’s and an Heiress of Slytherin and Grindelwald.

(I read somewhere that Druella could be Gellert and Vinda’s Daughter and since she was born in the 30s it’s not too far off given how close Vinda and Gellert seem.)

And Bellatrix gained that by truly loving and accepting Tom/Voldemort for who he is instead of what he could be and being brave enough to throw her Family aside for him. That would definitely have broken Walburga down completely and filled her with Jealousy beyond belief.

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Yo guys quick question is Alice's last name really Fortescue ? Or is it made up? I literally have no idea where that came from.

sirius and frank when they hear someone say "are you serious" or "quite frankly" (they are about to raise hell)

okay but I need the backstory to this immediately.

we know james and sirius are incredibly gifted wizards, and from what we see of sirius and what we hear of james, also incredibly gifted duellers. I don’t see either of them as being particularly cautious or fearful in their fifteen-year-old iterations.

so what is it that makes them eye lily warily as soon as her wand is out? do they just know how brilliant she is because they’ve been in lessons with her for five years? I choose to believe there’s more to it. has she hexed them specifically? has she hexed other students in their presence?

I think this specific line breaks down the entire concept of lily being a perfect little prefect. james and sirius, known troublemakers and avid duellers, are genuinely nervous when looking down the wand of lily evans! there is something there and I’ll never stop thinking about it.

I’m obsessed with the idea of vigilante lily evans hexing potter and black out of perceived service to the school. puts a whole new spin on “you’re just as bad as he is” in which…she…is just…as bad…as potter and black. delicious to me!!!!!