Yo Guys Quick Question Is Alice's Last Name Really Fortescue ? Or Is It Made Up? I Literally Have No

I literally just finished it today and omg guess what the first thing he reminded me of was how similar was he to Grayson's character. THAT SHOW LITERALLY GAVE WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO GIVE AND I ATE IT ALL UP AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SOMEBODY CAST DAMIAN AS GRAYSON HAWTHORNE PRETTY PLEASE HE'S SO PERFECT FOR THIS ROLEEE 😭😭😭😭😭

Omg the Grayson girlies are literally gonna love this actually scratch that the Grayson AND Jameson girlies are gonna love that

Like YALL NEED not should NEED to watch Maxton hall I haven’t even finished it and that shit is like crack

James is literally like this mix of Grayson looks and heir boss actions and Jameson teasing/playfullness

I mean the first episode literally fells like Grayson in the very first book when he thought Avery was some danger to his family

GO WATCH

(I seriously need to talk to someone about this show)

She's not perfect but omg I would absolutely love to have a parental figure like her in my life! ILYSM MOLLYYYY

You guys are NOT kind enough to Molly Weasley after what she went through. Losing both her brothers in the first war, her daughter being possessed by Voldemort, her youngest son nearly getting killed every year, taking in a random kid who was being abused by his guardians, nearly losing her husband, losing one of her sons . She is ALLOWED to be a bitch actually. All she was trying to do was protect her children from the fate her brothers experienced. I won't let you mfs act like she was evil for trying to protect Harry.

Well Gihun isn't technically scared for *his* life.. but you get the idea—

The og Sirius and Remus honestly, whenever I try to picture them these 2 always come first and foremost

I understand people making/wanting a fancast for the Marauders but look how cool David Thewlis and Gary Oldman were

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

Forget Evan bro, Canon Barty will wipe the floor using Remus, only if Sirius and James doesn't interfere of course.

...Are we absolutely sure that we're talking about Remus Lupin?

OMG OLD WOMEN TOXIC YURIIII

so kittywater is lowks growing on me but i had a brainwave last night and ever since it has consumed my waking hours (if anyone else has already said this then uhhh oops ig)

may i present:

kittykiller (dolores x bellatrix)

OK BECAUSE LIKE HEAR ME OUT

first of all, dolores doesnt have a canon birthday, all the wiki says is that she could be born in regulus’ year OR EARLIER, so in this ship she’d be bella’s age (so 10yrs older than regulus)

dolores and bella are both like obsessed with voldy to the point its a little bit insane but oops oh well

they’re literally pink psycho gf x dark psycho gf

think (pre-lobotomy) cat valentine and jade west (victorious)

or karen jackson and mandy milkovich (shameless us)

ugh guys i could talk about them for HOURSSS

we need more evil sapphics!! and that’s what they are!! evil x evil!! but also wuh luh wuh!!

anyhow i might post a moodboard for them later but i feel like you’ll understand my thinking here 😙😙

wait i love that. like idk i dont ship it i think dolores would be too demanding and bitchy &bellatrix wouldn't date a half blood but. the karen x mandy 💞💞💞

i love this actually i think i need to stew in dolores' character for 1-2 more weeks before thinking of more ships for her, on the other hand i will be looking for kittykiller content xx

I just finished reading secrets and masks and I dont think im ever going to recover.

Sure, I could read another dramione fanfic to ease the hole in my heart, but nothing will ever do theo justice quite like emerald_slytherin.

Jegulus is literally what would've happened if they genderbent Lily. It's literally walmart jily with a dash of rascism. Go argue with the wall.

There is something that makes me feel nauseous about the new marauders era fans (but this is just generally a Harry Potter fan problem) is like, fascist apologia.

Because like, fiction is fiction. I'm not going to pretend it is real. I love evil characters. Characters don't have to be morally pure, or even morally good, to be compelling and interesting and worth writing about. Concurrently, the broad trend of babygirlifying men, fascist men in particular, concerns me.

Regulus is not baby girl. Barty Crouch Jr. is ABSOLUTELY not baby girl. You can write interesting and compelling stories about them as characters without making them into soft men who didn't really mean it uwu. They were bigots, canonically. They were fascists! You can talk about their upbringings and what drove them to fascism! You can say they were abused and hurt! That doesn't mean they weren't fascists who wanted to inflict pain on others. And I think it's a weird trend to ignore that or water it down or justify it.

And this is just petty, but I don't understand jegulus or rosekiller. I'll accept rosekiller because it's so meaningless to me that I'm only actually bothered by the babygirlification of the main characters, but I genuinely don't see any appeal to jegulus. Not really hating on it, just confused. Like, the things that I think make James Potter interesting and good are his loyalty to his friends and his anti-bigotry thing. Without those, he's an arrogant, popular prankster who is mean. I think jegulus kind of changes those interesting characteristics unless it's AU or OOC. It kind of seems to me people are looking for James to be gay and trying to find any man, and Snape and Peter are less sexy and liked. Which, I guess is fine. It just doesn't bring anything to me.

But also most of my Harry Potter headcanons would make people side eye me. Regardless, fight me.

Wolfstar but Remus is the only one pathetically pinning after Sirius and Sirius is in a relationship with Mary (Gasp!) and having the time of his life currently after Remus told him that he would never date him ( cannon Remus is a coward so that's why) and to get over him Sirius starts hooking up with Mary but falls in love with her and Remus is just a chill guy suffering from afar.

Just saw a headcanon where Lily dies during the attack instead of James and Regulus doesn't drown in the cave and then later on wolfstar raises Harry with Regulus and forces him to wear " hazel contact lens" so that Harry can look like James because apparently Harry has his "mother's eyes." And then Jeg*lus raises Harry together while depicting Lily being lesbian in heaven .......

Yeah my day couldn't get any worse...out of all the things they could've come up with....I wanna bang my head against the wall rn bye.