WAKING FROM THE GRAVE TO SAY THIS IS NKT A DRILL

Happy birthday Thoma you look absolutely scrumptious today 🤤

lawyer halloween time feat. apollo

i find the most vile fics at 2 am

whiny puppy diluc begging to please you

characters : puppy diluc :(

notes : ive been having puppyboy! diluc brainrot because of @cantalouupe please help

cw : nsfw , oral (reader receiving) , diluc basically begging to make you feel good :(

"please please.." he whines, the grip on your hips tightened as he pressed himself closer to you, pushing your body down into the soft bed below you.

"just want to make you feel good,, so so good" he's getting himself worked up, pressing his face against the side of your neck and breathing in your scent.

he wants to be a good boy and repay you for everything that you've done for him :(. and he knows how frustrating things can get sometimes, so now he's here wanting to help you feel good. he can't help but feel the need to anyways, he can't ignore the scent of arousal you give off, slowly climbing down your body to nose at the plush of your thighs.

"will make you feel so so good.." he hums, beginning to tug at the waistband to your underwear.

"no, diluc." you say sternly, making his pause his actions to look up at you with a hurt-ish expression on his face. he doesn't know why you wont let him please you, it's going to feel good, so why won't you let him? he was confused, a stubborn pout taking form on his lips.

"why not? just want to help,," he whines.

looking at his pouty face fuels something inside of you, you normally never say no to your puppy, spoiling him in every way, but you felt in the mood to tease him, suppressing a sly smile from taking shape on your lips.

"do you really want to help me?" you ask, raising an eyebrow at him.

he nods enthusiastically, "yes yes yes, please.. want to taste you"

before you could say anything else, he took your question as permission, pulling down your underwear hastily and spreading open your legs. you yelp out in surprise, a moan slipping out in the process from how fast he was to attach his mouth to you.

a satisfied hum echos in his throat as he finally tastes you, blood rushing to his cock within seconds. his hips press and grind themselves into the mattress as he licks you, whimpering quietly.

the way your back arched and you hands flew to his hair drove him crazy, the sound of his name rolling off your tongue and the way your hips bucked up to meet him was addicting. he wants more of you, the thoughts of fucking you over and over again with just his mouth gave him confidence, when you came for the first time, it as hard for him to stop. he just wants to keep going until youre a babbling mess. :(

c2 diluc, c7 diona, c4 chongyun, c6 sayu, AND NOT A SINGLE THOMA. i’m so fucking MAD i wanna fuck diluc till he cries this is the SECOND TIME HE FUCKED UP MY PULLS FOR ANOTHER MAN

diluc cries when he’s drunk so can u imagine somehow getting him drunk and fucking him in the storage room

diluc is my whore.

poppy . any prns (he/him pref) . 20 . masterlist

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rules

what i will write

nsfw/sfw

gore

yandere

strictly platonic interactions between younger characters

any gendered mc

some character ships (childe/kaeya, diluc/zhongli etc.)

piss (shocking, huh? don’t like, don’t read. im embarrassed enough)

what i will not write for

incest

shit, vomit

zhongli/xiao, zhongli/ganyu, xiao/ganyu (i view them all as having a family-like bond.)

foot kinks

please follow all stated rules, thank you very much.

genshin men nsfw hcs

read part 2!!

warnings: nsfw, MINORS DNI, rough sex,temperature play, edging, bdsm, somnophilia, dacryfilia, heat, breeding kink, yandere ment, drug use, blood & knife ment, spit kink, body worship, praise kink, pregnancy ment, all in all a ride

note: i have gross thoughts so here are all of them

diluc

HA

AHAHA

😈😈

ok let’s be real, diluc is packing

BET MONEY it’s like 8 inches MAX

AND ITS THICK so imagine the burn 😈😈

is probably a gentle fucker but MAYBE he’d dick u down rough if u ask politely

idk why but i feel like diluc is a virgin

virgin diluc too scared to hurt u during sex

probably tries not to moan bc he thinks it’s embarrassing

he’s all for hearing u moan tho

i bet diluc is the kinda guy to cry a lil bit even if he’s dom

WAIT CRYBABY SUB DILUC

that sounds so heavenly actually omg

all n all i think sex with diluc is pretty vanilla unless u take charge and tell him to fuck u till u cant breathe

kaeya

WHORE

ok but fr i don’t think kaeya is as much of a whore as people say he is

like he’s PROBABLY had sex but i don’t think it’s often

mainly bc he’s a KNIGHT he got shit to do

he cant be having sex every 2 seconds

anyway, kaeyas cock is probably a LITTTLE bit smaller than dilucs

maybe like 7.5 inches?

it’s fat though dw 🙏🏾

kaeya is probably the kinda guy to like temperature play

can u imagine him making his hands cold and abusing ur nipples

he would be so MEAN

he would LOVE edging omg

it doesn’t matter if it’s to you or himself

SOMEONE will not be cumming for a while.

bdsm kinda guy

he thinks u would look so pretty in ropes it’s like u dressed up just for him

sex with kaeya is like a punishment.. but a good punishment…

albedo

lil freaky fuck

experimental as hell (obviously)

will definitely get u to drink an aphrodisiac

doesn’t even call it sex he’s like “bby come over i need to run tests on the human body ykyk”

like cmon now just say sex 😕

YKW

PROBABLY DID SOMETHING WITH TENTACLES ONCE

i bet his dick is like.. not even that big..

probably like 4 inches..

not even fat

but it still gets the job done

half the time he doesn’t even need to take it out to get u to cum

i bet he rarely actually fucks u and he either uses some weird science thing to do it for him or he puts his hands and tongue to good use

this man is a WHOLE freak i bet he’s such a perv

he sniffs ur underwear i do not care

freaky ass

thoma

VANILLA

literally i can not see this man fucking u hard

sex with him is just romantic and passionate and all that shit

his dick probably stands at a nice ol 6 inches

probably skinny too

pencil dick ass

i just feel like he couldn’t even choke u if u asked

he probably would barely even try to mark u

he’ll MAYBE suck on ur neck but biting is a whole other convo

he probably likes it up the ass too tbh

either peg him or stick ur dick in him and fuck him till he cant think

idk malewife soft sex sounds nice

fuck him while he’s cooking

do it it’d be funny

zhongli

AHAHAHAAHAH

AHHAA

FAT ASS COCK

it’s MASSIVE

and it’s got lil ridges n spikes n shit cus hes a dragon n all that

cock big i’m telling u it’s a 10 incher i saw it myself believe me

grandpa hung

AND ITS FAT

can u imagine him getting hard in public id feel so bad

the best part is.

THERES TWO!!

whether u have 3 holes or 2, u WILL be taking both dicks

i can see zhongli being really delicate with u

like treating u all fragile

there was like this one fic i read and it was like yandere zhongli and he treated u like he had all power over u and all that and ur job was to sit there and look pretty

and he would like fuck u while u sleeping sometimes (IT WAS CONSENSUAL) and he would dumb u down a lot but he was never really aggressive and

BC OF THAT FIC THIS IS ONE OF THE ONLY WAYS I CAN SEE ZHONGLI NOW 😠

what if..

what if he goes into heat..

certified west coast kitty cat killer…

SAY GN LMAOO

he will tear u UP

and it’ll be multiple rounds too

AND THE BREEDING OH THE BREEDING

it doesn’t even matter if u can have kids or not ur gonna be FULL

that man will tear u up ong

xiao

NOW

xiao actually i could see being gentle too…

probably bc he’s too scared to really hurt u

but when he gets used to u and u FINALLY convince him to be a little rougher

ur fate is sealed u did that to urself.

RELENTLESS

he will destroy u

the LITERAL definition of “all up in ur guts”

it’s like an art form

i think he’d still be scared to hurt u so he probably wouldn’t mark u, choke u, etc

ur getting dicked down hard as hell though

now.. i can see his dick being big.. but at the same time.. small..

i’m gonna leave u to decide the length i’m stuck between the two

sub xiao definitely exists

fuck him but be GENTLE.

he will not like it if u hurt him

btw aftercare with him is always the best part

i feel like he’d be a great hugger so he’s probably really comfortable to cuddle with

but yea sex with him is gonna be mainly vanilla

ajax

NOWWWW 🥴🥴

sadomasochist

he gets hard when u spar quit playing wit me

lil freaky fuck

probably has a blood and knife kink tbh

idk when u spar with him the blood in his mouth be tasting a lil too good

his dick is probably long

not diluc long but maybe at 7 inch

a litttlle bit fat too

he loves marking

will literally bite into ur neck really hard on purpose just for ur blood

let’s be honest

this man is probably DISGUSTING

probably has a spit kink too

nasty ass

if ur not into pain don’t fuck him

he will rarely ever be gentle

ofc he has his moments

but most of the time it’s gonna be hell

sub ajax will be on his knees BEGGING for u to hit him

step on him, choke him, cut him up, do SOMETHING

or leave him there to fend for himself (but best believe he WILL get up and chase after u)

he’s very vocal

does not care who’s around him

the minute y’all get to fucking he’s louder than u 💀💀

all in all sex with ajax is an acquired taste

kaedehara kazuha

ok.

it’s very romantic

very very romantic

but ykw that’s a lil boring so my hc is he’s also a perv

like doesn’t even try to hide it perv

LMFAOO IM SORRY I JUST SEE HIM LIKE THAT A LIL!!

probably gets off to the thought of u

cummin in his pants when u slap him

ok that’s a hc to go deeper into another time

i’m not even gonna lie his dick is like 5 inches

and it’s only a LITTLE fat

disappointing ass 😕

but don’t worry he kinda like mastered fucking u

kazuha is a more traditional kind of guy imo so the sex is all sloww and sensual and synonym

after a nice lil date he takes u home, treats u nice, maybe a lil massage, and BAM sex

he can BE rough but he’s mostly gentle

worships the fuck out of ur body

praise kink to the max

wouldn’t ever even THINK about degrading u

ur his god/goddess

arataki itto

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS

BIG ASS DICK ONGG

that oni blood run STRONG

dick is a GOOD 10 inch

maybe even 11

heavy balls for breeding 🙏🏾🙏🏾

prepare to CHOKE ON IT

just like zhongli’s his has lil ridges n shit huhuhu

take the entire thing

actually it might not even fit all the way

he will MAKE IT FIT

“i cant take it!!” u can and will sorry

he probably doesn’t even fuck much though

but when he does…

ROUGH AS HELL

will mark your ENTIRE body

bite u EVERYWHERE, scratch u up a lil till ur bleeding,

he gets INTO IT

and he can go on for SOOOO LONG

he’ll overstim u on accident he’s sorry

he’s really not

and when he’s MAD

see u on the other side ig..

ladies he will abuse ur cervix i apologize on his behalf

ladies he will also go to both holes without warning get ready for that

he cums so much omg

that bulge in ur stomach with either be his child or his cum

oni dick is POWERFUL.

editing this to say him and xiao having piercings on their dicks thank you goodbye

AH

THANK YOU ALL SM AHH 💞💞