idk if u noticed but pretty much all my sketchbook notes are in cursive, and alotta ppl say they can't read my cursive so:
top one: me trying my absolute best outta my comfort zone
the one under the top one: my attempt at drawing a muscle bound (person) because i only draw curvy latina's
next to the 2nd: teethling (not that one)
the bottom one: you're a bo burnham (totally spelled that wrong) fan aren't you?
above the last one: how can you tell?
and yes, that's red guy & john's (the muscle bound dude w/ a pink ":D" face) an OC
(i feel like because of how weird this shit is CW: pedos & cutting pedos dix off)
i'll start, had a weird ass dream where i was on youtube and there was a video where ashnikko & like 10 other german girls go to 2 pedos house, who for some reason looked like rhett & link if rhett & link went throught decades of alcohol abuse and lack of self-care, they break into their houses, cut both their d!cks and sew they together.
i would put like "an artist rendition" of how this happened, but i'm 99.9% sure that being on the internet would be a WHOLE lot weirder knowing there's a drawing out there where i tried to draw what i'm about to describe, so imagine two... things, one cut in half & sewed on top in the MIDDLE of the other one & the other one's... head is cut off & replace with the rest of the first one, i know you're uncomfortable, i'm uncomfortable, everyone in this god forsaken process is umcomfortable, let's move one.
oh and did i mention this was a commentary video? cause the beginning was an uncensored video of what i just described and then some guy comes on screen to reveal that right after she did this, ash released a line of merch that... like, idk how to explain this so like here's a drawing:
my memory of this is foggy but i remember it being bright and looks like something you'd find in hot topic, and than in this dream she made an animated shocksite gore series, btw in this dream this vid was posted in 2019 and it was 2024 and in 2024 the internet had pretty much been wiped from any proof of this show and the site it was on, the only thing i could find of it was a screenshot of the homepage on google and i spent too much time on the drawing of merch i thought in a fucking dream so i'm not drawing this out, just imagine this homepage
with a dark teal and light teal theme, ashnikko's face in the top left corner and shockvideos
so like the dumbass i am, in this dream after a few minutes of searching i managed to pirate the show a.k.a. i found a reddit post from 2020 with a mp4 file that was a compilation of every episode, there was only 3 and each were barely 10 minutes long, y'know those neon animal posters from the early 2000s? like these
so imagine that combined with happy tree friend if the plot of each episode of cleary written by 2018/2019 "stupid boy" & "slumber party" ash, also one of the characters was wearing a slutever t-shirt so that's useless info but i may as well
anyways insert that weird dream switch and i'm back in my shitty neighborhood i just moved out of a month ago, yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, anyways i walk into my friends houses which is just my old house but if my old house was from the show hoarders, i walk into the bedroom and a homeless man "breaks in" even tho they left the door wide open and all the windows were unlocked, i don't think literally anything happened after that and i'm suddenly in the school from the girl from nowhere but even more plain, one of my friends from my old school gives me a birthday card to give to my brother even tho his birthday's in may and it's the beginning of august, and just when i try to talk to her, her friend goes "umm no fuck that" and swoops in to take her to lunch
last thing i remember is me using microsoft word and i'm trying to write "emily youcis" but for some fvcking reason a type "elmly enncis" also the alfred's playhouse theme is playing at one volume on loop
i wake up, pondered my sanity for a few seconds, had to write emily youcis out on paper because i know that i know how to spell this woman's name and some what moved on
thanks for reading my rant!!!11!11!
soooo you know story tropes? what if i happy tree friends it and make the most cute-gore shit you've ever read, like "one bed" could be a story where two people have a crush on eachother but one's not a yandere but like "he killed a random homeless person patrick batemen style but if he accidentally step on his s/o foot they would never forgive hisself" kinda situation, also if you're asking "aren't you just yandereifying it?" two words: picture book
you make the most lovable cute characters, bonus points if they're a cute little woodsland creature, and brutally slaughter they and inflict soul-crushing trauma, nothing censored, something so bad that Kenn Navarro could be dead in his grave and yet upon this book being released he would start to toss and turn, and he would recreate remains to be seen and burst out of his coffin to ask if you wanted to help make the next episode
so here's a concept:
this is just a quick sketch but you get the idea, cute characters getting killed in the weirdest way ever
so like back to the one bed thing, one of the characters is the sweetest person ever and the other in a ted bundy (no R) that's killed 100s of people
also bonus points if the character's died in one chapter but they're alive in the next
anyways just thought this so bye :D
when i sign in to my account i open all my tabs and put them in a certain order, it goes: youtube, textnow, deiviantart,kleki and/or pinterest, tumblr & the wikipedia page of every body piercing in that order, sometimes i don't add the wikipedia page but all the others have to be opened at all times in that order
i do the same with art programs, when i open kleki, if my drawing needs it i make all the layers and label them
is this weird? i did this in front of my brother and my said i was weird, the same brother who only open twos tabs: youtube and arras.io and plays this while sitting on the couch with moving and cursing quiet enough that my mom doesn't hear him
is this weird?
since the amazing world of gumball contains multiple art styles you can add other characters and they'll fit pretty well
there is literally no backstory behind this, i don't know how or why i made this in my sketchbook, but i remade in kleki in a worst/better way and it's.......... well it's something!
pls don't ask me why i made this i truly don't know
i was on pinterest and decided to flex on ai because again it could never *insert smug rich man laugh*
also heres the original post on pinterest: https://www.pinterest.com/pin/1014435884806823017/
btw if you want to follow me on my pinterest, youtube and/or deviantart here's the links:
also if you're wondering about the logo "ale-lyen" it's my user on deviantart