soooo you know story tropes? what if i happy tree friends it and make the most cute-gore shit you've ever read, like "one bed" could be a story where two people have a crush on eachother but one's not a yandere but like "he killed a random homeless person patrick batemen style but if he accidentally step on his s/o foot they would never forgive hisself" kinda situation, also if you're asking "aren't you just yandereifying it?" two words: picture book
you make the most lovable cute characters, bonus points if they're a cute little woodsland creature, and brutally slaughter they and inflict soul-crushing trauma, nothing censored, something so bad that Kenn Navarro could be dead in his grave and yet upon this book being released he would start to toss and turn, and he would recreate remains to be seen and burst out of his coffin to ask if you wanted to help make the next episode
so here's a concept:
this is just a quick sketch but you get the idea, cute characters getting killed in the weirdest way ever
so like back to the one bed thing, one of the characters is the sweetest person ever and the other in a ted bundy (no R) that's killed 100s of people
also bonus points if the character's died in one chapter but they're alive in the next
anyways just thought this so bye :D
btw: this is in my own OC AU a.k.a. i like to suffer creatively, also their in the same AU as my last oc Ome
oc (insert matpat saying lore): tomei: so tomei was originally meant to be a voodoo doll that maddie made because she was getting buliied at school, they actually looked a lot different but didn't want to be a voodoo doll to they changed their appearance, first they had long brunette hair, a blue sun dress and green button eyes, then after learning they are a voodoo doll changed the way they looked to now.
teddison: so i pretty much went "hmmm, what if the thing (horror movie) and happy tree friends combined?" and this thing was born, so it's an alien disguised as a teddy bear, the circles on his cheeks are actually two of it's eyes (yes it has more, 8 to be exact) the star is the mouth kinda like the demogorgon from stranger things but really colourful, but the stripped thingeys coming from his tail are his tongue, and the hand is, well his hand, also he likes buttons, his name was actually gonna be buttons.
benny & darayavaush: they're twins that are pretty much the manifestation of maddie's siblings, maxx (girl btw)& jan, who are twins, also by the "manifestation" i mean maddie's like 6 and tried drawing them w/ two colours, also yes darayavaush has braces, benny's actually blind but ✨Lasik✨
BoB: imagine that one plush you had as a little kid got possessed by some other dead child (man maybe i should stop watching FNAF timeline vids, it's starting to seep into my OCs) that's pretty much what BoB is (and yes the two capital Bs are necessary) BoB is just the soul of a german victorian child the died in a house fire caused my his father's mistress (ya'll that doctor phil family problems were bad) also because we're talking about a victorian child BoB nearly had a fvcking stroke after eating a hershey's kiss, so now he really likes chocolate.
🌧️(thought i was joking when i said this was his name): so 🌧️ is kinda like teddison (btw if you're confused on what to call him his friends call him cloudy or rain cloud) like he's an alien but unlike teddison 🌧️ can't shape-shift so what 🌧️ is is a red blob with two dot eyes (if you look right above his fake eye's you'll see them) and his mouth is on his stomach like a stingray, because of 🌧️'s lack of the ability to shape-shift he drew some eyes, cut them out, super glued them under his own, and drew a smile with a green sharpie, and yes those blue noodles on his side are his actual hands, he also really likes taylor swift.
Maddie: maddie's just a 6 y/o child whose mother keeps trying to make wear an ungodly amount of pink, not the good shades either like dusty rose or baker-miller, like neon magenta and nothing else, you can see she's very upset that her voodoo didn't work, also that granny yellow & white garment she's wearing is literally the only thing she's has that isn't bright magenta, also i know yall probably don't care but she's ✨asian✨ specifically Chinese (which means imma have to do so much research on chinese culture if i ever post her again cause i'm fvcking hispanic and literally don't know a single chinese person), also, she does like ✨cooking tree✨ (btw if u don't know what that is it's a youtuber).
"you go downstairs for a quick midnight snack, you notice your entire first floor in much colder than the rest of your house, but you're too tired and hungry to be looking into small things like that, as you're walking back up you hear the shutter of a camera before something glass breaking, you drop your snacks and race upstairs to grab a metal bat, you slowly walk downstairs and shout "who's there?" once in your kitchen you hear scuttling across your home, "face me coward!" you shout in the direction where you heard it's movement, you turn the corner and feel you heart sink to the pit of your stomach as you look down at what look like an older woman under a massive broken vase, tangled black hair, pale skin and weird bug-like limbs on it's stomach, you and one of your roommates just stand there, trying to find out what happened, she grabs your friend's ankle and pulls him down, "m-mother" this creature sputters out, you try to move but you feel heavy, feel someone is pushing you down, you can just barely feel your legs and after a minute or so you fall and start to lose conscious, you look up and see your friend under the woman's stomach being held up by it's bug legs protrusions, the last thing you see is the woman pulling your friend out the window and dropping him before doubling back for you."
oc lore: ok so, ome isn't actually a bunny, he's a wolf disguised as a bunny, like wolf in sheep's clothing but w/ a bunny, that dusty blue on his knees and tail is his actually skin colour, the skin he's wearing started to tear at the knees so he cut it to look like a weird fur pattern, and his tail is his real tail but he cut it to look more like a bunny tail, his eyes and smile is so big because he his to big for the skin he is wearing, he bent his thigh to make hisself look small, did the same to his calf and cut off his lower shin and feet into shape to look more like a bunny, he's the opposite of emo (hence the name ome) where instead of being sad and wanting to k!ll hisself he's actually really happy and wants to k!ll others, also his favorite food is grapes.
a real playlist I actually have: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Vfknz5AKoBp8wy8yrKTxv
"you're in bed with puffy eyes scrolling through your ex's socials, it's been raining all day & around 2 AM a weather advisory was put out warning citizens to stay inside, so you've been stuck inside the house with nothing to do and no one to talk with, while scrolling you stumble across a pic of them with someone else, the caption? "my new Juliet" you slam your phone down on your nightstand before tucking yourself in you pile of blankets and pillows, a couple hours pass and since you haven't eaten anything all day, you finally get up to go to the kitchen, you set you foot day before immediately picking it back up, you look over to see your favorite flowers scattered across the floor, along with pages to what you guess to be romance novels, you go downstairs only to see your stairs lined with vases full of bright red and yellow carnations, once downstairs you look over to your normally empty dinning room table now covered with a pile of heart boxes filled with your favorite chocolates, you go to your kitchen to see the floor smothered with rose petals, a beautiful dress in your favorite colour on the table, and someone in a crochet blanket, "do you like it?" he asked "yes of course, who, who are you?" he sticks out his thin, lifeless, chard hand out for a handshake, you sit down, give him a handshake and introduce yourself, you don't know him other than his name being lin, but you don't mind, you might let him stay for a while"
btw this is a redo of a drawing: https://youtu.be/1_VcW0vByEQ
pretty sure this trend is dead/died in 2019 but idk what else to draw sooooo ig this'll do
when i sign in to my account i open all my tabs and put them in a certain order, it goes: youtube, textnow, deiviantart,kleki and/or pinterest, tumblr & the wikipedia page of every body piercing in that order, sometimes i don't add the wikipedia page but all the others have to be opened at all times in that order
i do the same with art programs, when i open kleki, if my drawing needs it i make all the layers and label them
is this weird? i did this in front of my brother and my said i was weird, the same brother who only open twos tabs: youtube and arras.io and plays this while sitting on the couch with moving and cursing quiet enough that my mom doesn't hear him
is this weird?
is it?:
A: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you social media"
B: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitpost/ytp"
C: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you net inside of me"
if you guess D: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitty internet connection, you dropped one fucking bar and i lose damn near all my progess" (OK i was literally in the middle of writing this and the site randomly reloaded, thankfully tumblr saved this as a draft but when the "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" thingy popped up and i clicked no it still reloaded, i didn't not press the reload button or any shift, ctrl, alt, tab or any keyboard shortcut keys) than you are CORRECT :D!!!!!11!1!!!11 i was almost done with the drawing with the best colouring and colour mix/a mix of colours that looks good colour theory and non-colour theory wise and when i was about do to the FINAL D.E.T.A.I.L and the fucking site reloaded out of nowhere, i would also like to point out that the site i use the site kleki and i don't know if it's just that art site but when you try to reload the site w/o saving you drawing that same "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" and this is pretty helpful, and i still clicked "no" as in "i don't want this site to reload" and it fucking reloaded!!!!!!!! fuck you internet
:( "awwww" *draws on eyebrows* >:( "ohhhhh"