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Rant about aesthetics ig

ok pls tell me i'm not the only one who love aesthetics that are either a: pretty much any aesthetic that's like:

like how do i explain this? it's like a bad message + ★·.·´¯`·.·★ 𝑰'𝒎 𝒂 𝒑𝒓𝒆𝒕𝒕𝒚 𝒑𝒊𝒏𝒌 𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒏𝒄𝒆𝒔𝒔 ★·.·´¯`·.·★ like:

idk how to explain this just. look at this. it's weirdly pleasing to look at, b: Gissy, pommi or the old green bathroom in ur dreams, okay so if you don't know what i mean by "gissy" or "pommi", gissy=GIS=girl interrupted syndrome so any aesthetic like

pommi is any aesthetic w/ pomegranates and using cannibalism as a metaphor for love, like if ur one pinterest like me you've prolly seen quotes like "i would've bled out if you told me you liked the colour red" or "i would've grown flowers in my lungs if you told me you like daisies" y'know like this:

i know, it's weird, but it's cool

anyways the last one kinda explains itself, like y'know that weird fever dream-ish aesthetic where it's kinda like:

y'know those dreams you have that are kinda like lucid dreams where you're aware this is a dream but can't wake up (or don't want to) they kinda look like those images above and it has it's normal dream elements like things being in places they don't belong or one second ur in ur bedroom the next ur at a beach, things of that nature

those dreams that feel so incredibility real but when you wake up you can hardly remember anything, normally just key moments or one moments and it's details, a example of this could be like a dream i recently had where i don't remember much but in order this is what i could scoundrel together

1: this weird moment where i'm in my school hallway and i'm running from something and the whole thing looks exactly like my school except this dead-end where there's this mid-size gap in the roof that's goes up into complete darkness and i (somehow because that goddamn hallway is like 10ft wide) get up into the gap and climb for like a minutes before i just fall up like (spoilers if ur just getting into stranger things) the upsidedown in stranger things where one characters finds this black hole in the ground (not a literal blackhole like a hole with black gunk around it) and the character goes in and falls into this other version of where they found this hole, anyways kinda like that but i fall into *smug laugh* my house

2: idk when tf this happened in the dream but i'm stuck in this gas station bathroom, like greenish lighting, slurs are written on the walls, the toilet itself looks like if you touched it you'd contract 7 different new viruses, y'know, a gas station bathroom, and i KNOW this shit was a dream because my dumbass was just calmly sitting there like i'm not trapped in one of the nastiest places in the northern hemisphere, also rap was just blasting one the radio, it sound like some teenagers came in the gas station w/ one of those hand-held speakers turned to full volume on 103.7 kiss FM (some1 plsss help me because i can't get the ♪one 'o three point seven *insert music here* kiss FM♪ beat outta my head it's burned into my mind helpppppp)

3: i was in a classroom (my 7th grade one even tho im in 8th) and my teacher turned on the news to the political debate and what showed up was a video of joe bidan questioning the country and it's root, how "great" america is and said ᵖᵃᵖᵉʳ before a shit ton of post-it-notes started crashing through own windows, like a tornado of pink, yellow and green post-it-notes (individually not the pack).

anyways, dreams where you can only remember a few details and thats it

and finally c: hear me out, 2014 tumblr, now im like 95% sure that the moment ya'll read "hear me out" you thought i was gonna say something dirty, well ur not entirely wrong about thinking that >:), like any aesthetic that came about or rose in popularity during 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓰𝓸𝓵𝓭𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓰𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓮𝓽 y'know the "it's 2014, ur 6 y/o again and a happy tree friends video caught your eye the age of the internet full of cat videos and shitty adult parodies of beloved kids shows/movies, when you were like 8 and found a creepypasta iceberg video and had a shot full of dopamine shoot through you prepubescence body, ur 7 y/o again with way too much freedom on the internet and you find a lil niche site call bestgore.com", ok but on a real note i know the shit i saw in the era probably warrants therapy but i 'd take runthegauntlet.org & racist mario (if ykyk) anyday over skibidi toilet or fvcking max design pro, anyways aesthetics like emo, scene/scenecore, furries, etc, i find cool, now this may just be the desperate little 6 y/o in me clinging onto anything that looks remotely similar to what i grew up on talking, but things like bronies and ___ meets ___ series never fail to give me a weird sense of fucked up nostalgia, ok yea that's definitely the traumatized 6 y/o in me talking for sure but still they look cool, also i am LIVING for the resurgence in early 2000s/2010s style of animation it is BEAUTIFUL even if it looks kinda shitty

anyways thanks for reading my rant

𝓜𝓸𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻

"you go downstairs for a quick midnight snack, you notice your entire first floor in much colder than the rest of your house, but you're too tired and hungry to be looking into small things like that, as you're walking back up you hear the shutter of a camera before something glass breaking, you drop your snacks and race upstairs to grab a metal bat, you slowly walk downstairs and shout "who's there?" once in your kitchen you hear scuttling across your home, "face me coward!" you shout in the direction where you heard it's movement, you turn the corner and feel you heart sink to the pit of your stomach as you look down at what look like an older woman under a massive broken vase, tangled black hair, pale skin and weird bug-like limbs on it's stomach, you and one of your roommates just stand there, trying to find out what happened, she grabs your friend's ankle and pulls him down, "m-mother" this creature sputters out, you try to move but you feel heavy, feel someone is pushing you down, you can just barely feel your legs and after a minute or so you fall and start to lose conscious, you look up and see your friend under the woman's stomach being held up by it's bug legs protrusions, the last thing you see is the woman pulling your friend out the window and dropping him before doubling back for you."

playlist

a real playlist I actually have: https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6Vfknz5AKoBp8wy8yrKTxv

weird show dynamic i thought of

this is a main character, it's clear that the show wants you to like this character, but because of alotta factors they're near the bottom on the list of likable characters, some people don't like them because they cause most of the problems in the show, others don't like them because compared to almost every other person in the show they don't have that much lore or depth, but most people don't like them because they aren't that likable as a person.

this is a side character that doesn't show up often, it's pretty clear that the show doesn't know what to do with this character and the only reason this character even has a backstory is because the show noticed the amount of fans for them specifically, they don't appear in that many episodes and when they do they don't really add anything to the plot.

this is also a main character with the kid they took under their wind, C's a really good dad but the kid is obnoxious, spoiled, and doesn't respect C in the sense of basic human respect let alone the respect a child normally gives to their good and well-meaning parent, also if the problem of the episode isn't caused by the main character A, then it's caused by C's kid, the phenomenon of "tumblr sexy man" has effected C, he has daddy issues and is a loving father, to the internet, what more can you ask for from a man?

these are the villains, the first is the weak and smart one, the second is the strong and dumb one, the third is the hot one and the forth is the one that looks the most intimidating but really acts like a child and loves caprisuns, what can i say, they're a minor inconvenience at best and compared to A they are much more likable, also, as the internet does, there are an ungodly amount of simps for every last one of them, same with ship art.

this is evil little gremlin character and you will give him the respect he deserves, he goes to A's wedding and spills red wine on his white tuxedo and the fans applaud him, he throws open cans of beans at passers by and the only concern is the waste of food.

conservative media would have you believe that if you started watching this show you'd be bombarded by gay jokes, references, and quote "a brainwashing agenda" when in reality the fact they're gay and/or trans isn't even revealed until halfway through the show and is brought up exactly 2 times after that.

this is the two friends that need each other, not in the romantic "i need you darling" way but more like "please don't leave me nobody else likes me i need you" way, only S exists in this show with the single purpose of giving advice and the other one is only there to annoy S.

this is the really tall quiet killer character, their actual appearance looks like it's from the trevor henderson wiki but kinda like long horse they don't want to harm you and really are there to warn you of something, they try their absolute best to protect the rest of the cast because in their eyes they're like tiny baby kittens that don't know what they're doing.

these are the other parent and kid duo, imagine tape 18 from the anatomy tapes combine with the concept of a peaceful Gabriel (not from the bible from mandela catalog) to make a loving parent, and the kid, is really, really silly, they keep bragging about starting first grade and make alotta dad jokes.

the feral animal, they don't have intrusive thought, they are the intrusive thoughts.

this is the stoner character, kinda like shaggy, it's never explicitly said in the show but it's pretty safe to assume that they've smoked weed before, but other than that they're a pretty nice person and don't have that much depth but it doesn't really effect the character.

this is the couple, the woman's in a high position job and is obsessed with fashion and make-up, and then the guy wears the same jeans for 5 days in a row and used to work as a cashier or something, TL;DR the embodiment of the phase "she's everything and he's just ken".

this is the wolf, he's not violent, he's pried out all his teeth to prove this, he's nice. this is the little girl, she was the one that took all the teeth the wolf pulled out to make sure no other being would ever hurt her again.

this is the fancy one, the fancist fancyton fancealita fancero fancy-nancy fanceophila fancocholas fancy one, they're so damn extra that if they were in space they would use telekinesis to make their hair and clothes move in the quote "wind".

this is your one friend, either named kyle or connor, he chugs redbull and monster energy, wears clothing suitable for july in january, only has musty tanktops and over-sized band T-shirts that he will never listen to, but instead of punching drywall, he respects women's privacy, you've never seen him mad in the 5 years you've known him and this is honestly more concerning now, he also texts like it's 2008, owns the sames shades since 1999 and has a collection of hats/caps.

this is the person in your friend group that goes to raves and dresses like a 2014 tumblr scene queen (not the artist) pinterest mood board, it's never said or shown in the show but it's safe to assume they have done weed and/or other drugs, they also have a scene queen (the artist) merch, hair extension, and kandi collection.

they serve absolutely no purpose, they have no backstory, no lore, nothing even close to an interesting trait, no favorite anything, no personality and they contribute literally nothing to the episode they're in, the season they appear in the most and they contribute -0 to the entire show, and yet they're still a main character and have to come with everyone else on every adventure, everyone else has an elaborate outfit specific to them, this character? the same hoodie and sweats.

My flesh, my home 🦪 🫧

touch meme

pretty sure this trend is dead/died in 2019 but idk what else to draw sooooo ig this'll do

HELP- WHY TF DID I LAUGH SO HARD @ THIS????

On one hand I feel horrible for them and taxidermies are not cheap. On the other hand I laughed, felt sad, and laughed again. Little spider gremlin.

the doodle corner (1)

guess the backstory :P

is it?:

A: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you social media"

B: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitpost/ytp"

C: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you net inside of me"

if you guess D: "fuck you internet" as in "fuck you shitty internet connection, you dropped one fucking bar and i lose damn near all my progess" (OK i was literally in the middle of writing this and the site randomly reloaded, thankfully tumblr saved this as a draft but when the "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" thingy popped up and i clicked no it still reloaded, i didn't not press the reload button or any shift, ctrl, alt, tab or any keyboard shortcut keys) than you are CORRECT :D!!!!!11!1!!!11 i was almost done with the drawing with the best colouring and colour mix/a mix of colours that looks good colour theory and non-colour theory wise and when i was about do to the FINAL D.E.T.A.I.L and the fucking site reloaded out of nowhere, i would also like to point out that the site i use the site kleki and i don't know if it's just that art site but when you try to reload the site w/o saving you drawing that same "do you want to reload the site, you might loss all your progress" and this is pretty helpful, and i still clicked "no" as in "i don't want this site to reload" and it fucking reloaded!!!!!!!! fuck you internet

:( "awwww" *draws on eyebrows* >:( "ohhhhh"