"Bestie, I Don't Know. I'm Not Allowed Near Her Room Since The Bathtub Incident. I Shiver Thinking About

Alright writer brain! Let’s make up a story.

I'd very much like to punch a feminist.

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist. It’d bring me great joy.

Juliette: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.

Poison: Puppy...what did you do?

What kind of person do u see Mother Miranda as?

I see Mother Miranda as just a tad more different than she is canonly and as everyone else sees her.

Mother Miranda has a last name but prefers for little to no one to know it due to what happened in her past.

Her last name is Sokolov, which means bird of prey. It's also her family name.

Mother Miranda loves her children.

All of them.

Not equally but she loves all of them.

She will stop at nothing to resurrect her daughter.

She dislikes and will kill people she doesn't care for. She will not bat an eyelash.

Mother Miranda is multilingual

She took the time to learn the languages her children know

She does get on Heisenberg for only know English

She will kick the asses of all of the Dimitrescu daughters if they EVER call her Babushka (Daniela has done it before)

Mother Miranda is ruthless in the bedroom

Depending on her relationship with someone and how much she like them determines how she is in the bedroom with them

If she loves you, she'll give you everything you'd ever dream of in the bedroom

And if you get lucky, you may even taste her.

If you're just a one time thing, you're receiving

You will be taking until you can't take anymore and pass out

She won't let you touch her

Grip onto the sheets if you have to but do not touch her

And it is NEVER in her own bedroom

Her bedroom is her sacred space for the people she loves

She doesn't kiss unless she REALLY loves you

Punishments will be given if you attempt to get more than she offers

She DESPISES being called Mommy in the bedroom

She prefers not to be called any titles related to royalty

If you call her goddess and you are just doing it to flirt she'll lift an eyebrow before punishing you for having the nerve to flirt with her

But if you do it and she adores you, it will drive her crazy

Source

That's all I have for now, but I hope that answered your question!

I found this and had to just give it a round of applause.

This reminds me of Bela...it just...

Imagine Bela trying on Lady Dimitrescu's old clothes and finding out that they fit the curves of her body perfectly. She uses her hairbrush as a microphone and this song comes on. She starts dancing and singing. She pulls you up off the bed to dance with her. With the blessing of having Lady Dimitrescu as her mother, her voice is amazing.

Just...imagine.

Juliette, trying to ask Poison out: Would you like to stay for dinner?

Andi: WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAY FOREVER?

RE8 OC!

Out of pure boredom, I decided to show you all my RE8 OC!

He is a transman-thing be kind.

He also supposed to be...a...lot like me.

Name: Noir Addams

Birthday: February 26

Current Residence: The Addams Manor (Neighbour of House Dimitrescu)

Gender: Transgender Male (FtM)

Pronouns: He/They

Sexual Orientation: Queer

Nationality: British

Spoken Languages: English, Greek, French

Occupation: Poet

Rundown of Personality: A flirt. The Dictionary description of a DnD Bard.

Habits: Looks at nose a lot, shredding paper without thinking, biting lip, tugging at ear, fiddling with their rings and earrings.

Paired With: Bela Dimitrescu

That's what I got for now! Expect writing between Bela and Noir ^^ Or just random Bela content. Either one-

Just Romania things

If you’re a monster fucker, reblog this.

"you only like villains because you want to fix them" actually I like them because I want a villain who's absolutely terrifying and ruthless to everyone, except for me, their cute s/o. Get it right 🙄