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Kiss Kiss, No

Kiss Kiss, No

“I don’t see why you take your coffee like that,” Helena says, glancing at me over the rim of her cup. “I don’t see why you drink tea,” I reply, rolling my eyes. “You and rolling your eyes, love. I’m surprised they haven’t rolled out of your head.” I roll my eyes again, taking a sip of my coffee. “Whatever.” I hiss, “Why is it so strong-” Helena shrugs, looking off. “I don’t know. It may be because you ordered a triple shot with no creamer and one sugar.” I sigh, crossing my legs, making a face.

“Do you need a cup of water? You have a rather sour look on your face.” I roll my eyes, “I would appreciate that thanks,” Helena rises from her seat, walking over to me. “Can I...” I roll my eyes, “Yes, you can. Thank you for asking.” Helena softly smiles, hooking a finger under my chin to bring me into a soft kiss. Gentle and sweet, I can taste the warmth of the tea on her lips. Before she walks away, I grab her hand. “No, do that again.” Helena chuckles quietly. “Don’t laugh at me.”

 She rolls her eyes before gently giving me another kiss. “Satisfied?” I cross my arms, nodding. She hums before booping me on the nose. “Hey, I didn’t say you could do that.” Helena pays no attention to what I say, walking up to the counter. “Did you order another tea?” I mutter when she came back. “No...I ordered a white flat coffee, with our names in it…for Joan” I facepalm, “Snowflake...it’s going to mess up no matter how hard you try.” She sighs, getting up. “I’ll change the design…” She sighs, walking back to the counter.

She comes back and sits at the table, slightly deflated. “Awww, snowflake...why the long face?~” I tease, smirking at Helena. “Nothing.” I sigh, “Liar. But, it’s whatever. I know what you’re upset about.” Helena glares at me, “Stay out of my mind.” I laugh, running a hand through my hair, “Can’t seem to do that snowflake. Seems it’s the same for you because I’m currently on your mind.” I lift an eyebrow, sifting through her thoughts. “So, you like kissing me?” She pauses. “What did I say about my mind?” I laugh, uncrossing my legs.

“Since you like kisses so much, kiss the next person who walks through that door.” Her eyes widen. “No.” I smile, “Come on~ I promise, I won’t get jealous, that’s not who I am.” She rolls her eyes, “I can tell that’s a lie..” I laugh louder, “Alright, your loss.” She glances at me, “Boundaries, Vinca.” I smile and roll my eyes, “Alright, snowflake.” Another half-hour of teasing goes by and Helena finally says what’s on her mind...even though I already know. “Did Joan stand us up?” I roll my eyes, crossing my legs.

“No...She said she had something to do and that she would be coming in late. Pay attention to the group chat more.” Helena sighs, “I don’t pay attention to my phone as much as you do, love.” I roll my eyes, “Oh, no shit.” I scoff, “Look, I’m going to go ahead and call her.” I pick up my phone searching for the contact labelled Brat. I call and Joan picks up on the third ring. “Hey! Hi Kitten.” Joan answers in hurried words. “You and that pet name, Jesus Christ.” I sigh, “Where are you?” I hear an engine rev up.

 “Sweetheart, are you just now coming?” I look at Helena who gives me a questioning glance. I mouth, she’s just pulling out and Helena sighs, drinking her tea silently. “What?...Yes...Yes, I am. I’m sorry.” I roll my eyes, sitting down. “It’s whatever. Just...hurry up before your coffee gets cold.” I mutter. “Okay, I promise. Love you, kitten.” I cross my arms, “I love you too.” In a slightly louder tone, she speaks again, “Love you, Helena.” Helena laughs softly. “Love you too.” With that, we hang up and wait. “Truth or dare?” “Vinca...where did that come from.” I groan, throwing my head back, “I’m boredddddd...Please pick dare.” Helena sighs, gazing at me, maintaining eye contact. “Dare...Only because I love you.” I teasingly talk back, “Awww, I love you too, snowflake!” She rolls her eyes mockingly. “I dare you to kiss the next person who comes through that door.” Helena physically delays. All of her movements stop. “Pardon my hearing...what?” I laugh, “You heard me, snowflake.” A hard look takes over her face. “No.” I sigh, “Then you have to drink the rest of my coffee. Without adding anything to it.”

“I rather drink the coffee-” We’re interrupted by the jingle of the bell above the door. I lift an eyebrow before my eyes enlarge. “I’m going to do my dare, sit tight,” Helena says, getting up and running her hands down the fabric of her skirt. “You got lucky,” I answer, rolling my eyes and crossing my arms. Joan smiles as Helena walks up to her. She’s not even the chance to talk before Helena pulled her in a passionate kiss. I could see the shock in Joan’s eyes. I scoff to cover a laugh and wait for them to finish making out.

I sit back in my seat. I scroll through my phone before it is plucked from between my fingers. “What the fu-” Warm lips find mine, a familiar taste. I tilt my head, “You invaded my personal space, but yes sweetheart?” I lick my lips, looking at her. “I’m here. Sorry for sleeping in.” I murmur, “You had a long night.” She smiles, “Also, you look amazing.” I laugh, “I know.” Helena laughs. The rest of the day is chill, with more teasing and a bit of truth or dare. Helena still won’t do that dare again, I respect that, I wouldn’t want to kiss someone who isn’t my lover.

-Vinca

Locker Room Talk Pt.8

Xenia: I don't see why you are angry...

Vinca: They were talking about me fucking Joan.

Yvette: They are right though...I don't understand why you're in your feelings.

*Yvette puts on her white gloves*

Yvette: Can we speed up this conversation? I have something to do. Say any girls name and I swear on everything that is sinful.

Vinca: I'm not.

Yvette: Mmm...Good.

Xenia: Was it how Runa said it?

Vinca: Yeah.

Xenia: The know it all tone or I'm better than you tone.

Vinca: Both.

Xenia: You'll be fine. She's just teasing you.

Vinca: I know that! But it still irritates me.

Xenia and Yvette: Then stop being irritated. Simple.

Vinca: Never thought of that.

*Vince rolls her eyes*

Xenia: Don't roll your eyes at me. I won't be afraid to put you in your place.

Yvette: I was about to say the same thing.

*Yvette walks off leaving Xenia and Vinca alone*

Vinca: I don't want to talk to you anymore. Bye.

*Xenia rolls her eyes as Vinca walks away*

Me @ my people

All the time ; - ;

Yknow the crippling fear that you talk to much and bother everyone too much to the point where you hold back a bunch but then the crippling fear that youre not talking enough and not bothering to care comes back and you talk more again and it just goes in circles?

Asking for a friend.

Juliette: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t us crash at your place.

Lorelei: You people already know too much about me.

Andi: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let us crash at your place.

reblog to let him know that you love him

After After Math

Helena: Wife of mine...He breaks into houses

Y/N: No! He slides down the chimney bearing gifts

Helena: That's still breaking and entering!

Y/N: But he doesn't steal anything.

Helena: He still broke in and entered the house.

Helena: And why does he bring gifts? He broke in and the mysterious packages could be dangerous.

Y/N: Helena...

Helena: No! I'm concerned for the world! Why has he not been caught yet?

Helena: And he has slaves!

Y/N trying so hard not to laugh: The elves aren't slaves, babe.

Helena: So he pays them?

Y/N: ...

Helena *taking her swords down from the wall*: I am going to free the slaves.

Y/N: No no no... Oh my God what have I done?

(One of my friends and I collabed on this)

Cicero 👁👁

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

I'm going to cry

This is my daughter.

I claim her as my daughter.

I will fight you if you ever disrespect my daughter and her gender.

Now onto why I'm going to cry.

Season 5 Episode 5 of AHS.

Liz was talking about how she came to be. And it got to the part when her and Elizabeth were talking that is going to probably make me cry.

Okay so when Liz was in full femme. Dress, Furs, Heels, Elizabeth appeared like the vampire she is and said "I've been watching you." before saying some other things.

Then she said

"You look like a man, you walk like a man but you smell like a woman..."

AND KNOWING HOW ELIZABETH IS. I THINK SHE COULD TELL. It's like she could smell her soul. Like her aura. (I know she said blood)

*continues to watch the episode* *now is in tears*

"Why do you cry love?" "No, you don't lack beauty. You lack commitment." "Let me help you to become who you were born to be." "A goddess."

EXCUSE ME WHILE I SOB IN MY FOLDED CLOTHES PILE

I always wanted this. I always wanted someone to say this to me. Never happened but I'm still waiting. My mother? My father maybe? Someone? Please goddesses bring me someone like this. I don't even need them to be a s/o they just need to be a friend.

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