Me: Being Trans FtM Who Hasn't Transitioned Yet.

Me: Being Trans FtM who hasn't transitioned yet.

Me: Doesn't have a binder

Me: *sees a post about cleaning a binder*

Me, in loud obnoxious Peridot voice:

BINDER SOUP! BINDER SOUP! BINDER SOUP!

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4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.15

The Ultimate After Workout Locker Room Talk

Amara walks into the locker rooms first in a bra and white short with after an amazing gym session. Her face is slightly pink and her skin is dripping with sweat.

Amara: That was a good session everyone

Aurora and Ranza walk in side beside in white bra's and red shorts, matching. While Ranza's hair is up in a ponytail, towel around her shoulders, Rory's hair is down and her towel it slung over her shoulder. Both of them have bandages around their hands.

Aurora: I need a cold shower- The fuck-

Ranza: I agree with both Amara and Aurora.

Helena's hair is in a high bun and her bandages are still tied around her hands. She is just as sweaty. Instead of shorts like the rest of them, she's wearing light grey sweatpants.

Helena: I have to agree it was a satisfying session.

Nora groaned walking in, holding the towel around her neck. Her hair was messy and she was POURING sweat from training with Helena. The bandage still on her hands. She sits against her locker, pouring water down her body as she talked...Almost everyone staring at her.

Nora: You say that because you won every time!

Helena: I'm skilled at what I do. But you'll get there.

Jessa bumped Lorelei's shoulder, smiling. They're almost matching. Jessa's wearing Lorelei's baggy sweatpants and a dark blue bra. Lorelei is just wearing white bra and brown shorts. Both of them are raining sweat, Lorelei's hair's a mess but Jessa still wants another round.

Jessa: I need a redo!

Lorelei: Starlight...you lost five times...

Jessa: So?! Gorgeous, I deserve to win a round.

Mackenzie and Revi are the next couple to enter the locker room. Mac is sweating a river while Revi is as energetic as always. Mac is wearing a white bra and green shorts.

Mac: I'll let you run with me under the full moon tonight...I promise it's amazing.

Revi: I bet it is.

Mac: But a cold shower does sound good right about now.

Revi: Agreed.

After losing to Nova repeatedly Madison's skin is sleek with sweat. Nova is sweating as well, but not as hard as Madison. Nova wears her regular black bra and shorts and Madison is wearing a dark magenta bra and black tight sweatpants.

Nova: You did good today.

Madison: You did even better. Taking me down time after time.

Nova: It's nothing compared to how you lasted longer than anyone else I've dueled.

Madison: I'm free after a meeting...Want to get some extra training in?

Nova: Of course ^^

Ruelle and Vinca walk in, side by side. Ruelle yawns and scratches her bare stomach. Vinca rolls her eyes.

Vinca: You cheated.

Ruelle: Not cheating if I'm using my resources.

Vinca: Who told you that.

Ruelle: Mistress Xenia.

Vinca: She...surprisingly isn't wrong.

Zhora walks in last and heads straight to the showers. Her skin extremely damp and her hair uncomfortably messed up.


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3 years ago

Fanfiction isn’t written for you, it’s shared with you.

3 years ago

Midnight Walk

Midnight Walk

CW: Near Death Experience, Swearing

Third Person POV [Wyst POV]

Wyst and Asra are on yet another midnight walk. They talk about completely nothing as they stroll down the sidewalk of San Francisco, California, beneath the street lights. the two of them have identical ghost-boards in hand. Asra drops his board in the middle of the road, preparing to jump on it.

Does he not see that car?!

"Asra! Car!"

He doesn't move in time but the ethereal being acts on instinct. They drop their board and dart into the road in a gentle pink light. They push the boy out of the road just in time. But the boy's board shatters at the wheel of the car.

"Fuck! My board!" "Dude, you almost died!" "I know, but my board!"

The etheral being pushes the goddess boy. "I am so tired of your shit," they say with a slightly worried look. "I'm sorry." Asra finally says. Wyst sighs before looking at him. "It's cool, just...be careful, dude." He nods, looking down.

"Take my board, I'll buy a new one." "Thanks!"

He smiles softly before dropping it down on the sidewalk. He skates beside Wyst and they start talking nothing again. Things go silent for a moment.

"What would you do without me?" "Get hit by a car probably."

4 years ago

The AfterMath

After a long reteaching of Christmas, Onyx tells them to repeat after her.

Onyx: SANTA!

Helena: Breaking and entering

Emeril: Food raids

Amara: Facial hair = villian

Onyx: ...

Onyx: Godammit

Ranza: Don't think they'll agree...


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3 years ago

This happened this month. I am so scared 😂

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3 years ago

Juliette: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside

Poison: Juliette, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...

Juliette: *Sips coffee from bowl*

Poison: Goddamnit, puppy.


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3 years ago

Some poetry from my writing page ^^

Oizys

Oizys

CW: Mentions of Anxiety, Greek Myths, Terrible Parenting and Arguments

This is a poem, by the way

"Why are you being so sensitive" My mother would say I am not being sensitive I am showing emotion

I do not speak out when spoken to Afraid of the actions of those around me It doesn't matter if it is good or not It will always set me on edge

I tremble in fear and anguish Anxiety eating at me like a virus Or like humans Feeding off of the drama around them

They go back and forth Leaving my mind going in spirals Downward into Tartarus The place that my goddess mind has turned into.

A place of fear A place of stillness A place of never ending despair

Now I'm starting to realize, Oizys Why you are the way that you are

3 years ago

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3 years ago

THEY DID HER DIRTY 😭

Therapist: So last week during our solo session Bruno told me about a certain song. That you all sang about him?

Mirabel: Ok, that sounds bad, but we actually have songs like that about everyone in the family. “Generational Trauma Momma” for Abuela. “Dont tell Pepa shes not an Iron chef” is about Pepa and even Luisa has “Light a match for once, PLEASE!”

Therapist: ok— wow— umm

Dolores: Not everyone. Theres no song about me.

Mirabel: Well, for yours, we all learned sign language.

Dolores: WHAT THE HELL!!

3 years ago

Cicero 👁👁

OK- FUCK MBTI TYPES-

What Part do you sing while singing “Cell Block Tango”

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My aesthetic says Goth. But how I act is totally different. I look and sound intimidating as fuck but I'm not unless I need to be. 

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