Prompt #1

You incounter a small hut in the middle of...seemingly nowhere. You decide to knock but when no answer comes you gently open the door. You see a cauldron in the middle of the hut. The room smells gently of lavender and chamomile. The door closes behind you. You then hear the gentle soothing voice of someone. Possibly the owner of the hut.

"Oh! Hello there! Sorry that you came when my cottage is such a mess. Would you like a cup of tea? I was just out fetching ingredients."

When Remy is trying to tell Vivienne what to do

Vivienne: And in this jar...Yes this one, Remy. Are where I grow the low maintenance fucks I'm supposed to give.

Remy: There isn't anything there.

Vivienne: Exactly, dear. Take the hint.

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Liliane: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?

Hazel: Oh I made that!

Lorelei: That’s fair.

Ruelle: Can I keep it?

Xenia:...This. Again.

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Reblog to make a trans girls tits grow.

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

Me: Being Trans FtM who hasn't transitioned yet.

Me: Doesn't have a binder

Me: *sees a post about cleaning a binder*

Me, in loud obnoxious Peridot voice:

BINDER SOUP! BINDER SOUP! BINDER SOUP!

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queer transmasc why am i like this transgender trans ftm trans man peridot afab binder binding binder soup queer shit trans writer hasn't transition clean your binder peridot voice

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satan-was-a-himbo

4 years ago

Locker Room Talk Pt.1

Medusa: Afternoon, ladies.

Aphrodite: Hay~

Medusa: Nope. I'm leaving

*Medusa walks out of the locker room.*

Aphrodite: Why did she leave?

Arachne: Because she doesn't like you and nor do I. So~ Imma bounce.

*Arachne exits the locker room.*

Aphrodite: You're not going to leave...Right?

Athena: I was going to when Medusa walked in but I'm not so you're fine.

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago

turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

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help please help IM CRYING I

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satan-was-a-himbo

3 years ago