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Hi hello welcome to random rambling part 2

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BY THE GRACE OF THE FIRERY FUCKIN HELL FLAMES THAT COME OUT OF MCDONALDS LEFT ASSCHEEK,I have lost where this was going

kinda makes you wonder about what life is and how it would have been effected if you remembered where you were going with a sentence like the butterfly effect just fucks everyone because we all want to know what happens but it’s just like nah son this butterfly didn’t fart so no one gets to know the awesomeness of the sentence you were about to spew like some sick fires from a sweet rhyme that wanted to be a song but instead became a sick ass rap but still has an inferiority complex because it never got to be what it wanted to.

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Let's meet again (in the shadow of the Tree of Time)

if you feel like you can’t draw for shit but still Want to Practice, just draw over random shit

practice anatomy without having to work too hard

also 10x1

Apartment Checklist for Us Poor People

I recently reblogged this post and saw where someone asked for a poor people’s version, so here it is!

CLEANING

Dish soap

Laundry detergent

All-purpose cleaner

Hand soap you can use your dish soap

Broom

Mop

Wash cloths / rags

Vacuum not necessary if you don’t have carpet or you can just sweep the carpet

Dustpan

Lint roller have pets? Not really necessary if you don’t, if you’re in a crunch, use any tape

Sponges you can use your rags and a little elbow grease

KITCHENWARE

Plates

Bowls

Spoons

Forks

Knives

Glasses

Mugs you need two different types of drinking glasses? Nah.

Tongs you aren’t running a restaurant

Spatula

Plastic wrap never used this in my life

Ziplock baggies I’m sure you have tupperware

Garbage bags

Paper towel just use an actual rag

Tupperware

Ice tray

Oven mitts

Potato peeler never needed this, use a knife

Mixing bowls use a regular bowl

Frying pan

Pot

Baking sheet

Whisk use a spoon/fork

Stirring spoons / ladles again, use a spoon

Tea infuser ball what is this???

Measuring cups

Strainer

Cutting board

Coffee maker not necessary if you don’t drink coffee

Kettle I’m assuming this is for tea? You can use a regular pot to boil the bags in

Toaster put your toast on that baking sheet and stick it in the oven

Magnets

Dry erase markers

Sticky notes

Microwave

Wire sponge use your dish rags

Trash bin

Recycling bin

Rubber gloves

Silverware organizer

Measuring spoons

Aluminum foil

Wax paper you’ve got aluminum foil, it does the same thing

Can opener

Bottle opener not necessary if you don’t drink

Containers for salt, sugar, flour, etc. use the bags/containers they come in

LIVINGROOM

Sofa

Rocking chair (you know you want one)

Loveseat you really only need like one thing to sit on

Coasters

Blankets

Throw pillows

Coffee table

Book shelves only if you have a lot of books is this necessary

TV Netflix/hulu on phone, computer, etc.

TV stand

Floor lamp only need if you don’t have an overhead light

End table

Stereo system / radio none of this is super important and it can wait

BEDROOM

Mattress

Box spring

Bed frame I personally love the mattress on the floor look

Linens how are these different from sheets??

Sheets

Comforter

Hangers

Laundry hamper put your dirty clothes in the washer / only necessary if you do your laundry outside of your apartment

Trash bin just hang a Walmart bag on your doorknob

Curtains the windows should come with blinds

Pillows you only need enough for you and your partner if you have one

Pillow cases

Night table get like one or two of those $1 plastic locker crate things and stack them beside your bed and there ya go

Alarm clock Who doesn’t just use their phone?

Lamp only necessary if you don’t have on overhead light

Dresser only necessary if all of your clothes don’t fit in your closet / put undergarments in those same little locker crates

Coat rack

Desk / vanity

Comfy chairs

DININGROOM

Dining table just get those little tv dinner trays/tables from Walmart     and eat on the couch

Minimum of 2 chairs

Coasters

Placemat

Tablecloth

Tea lights /candles and candle holders

BATHROOM

Face clothes

Soap bar

Body wash

Shampoo

Conditioner

Tissues use toilet paper

Toilet paper

Plunger

Toilet cleaner

Cold, flu, pain, and allergy meds

Hydrogen peroxide

Antibacterial ointment

First-Aid kit

Tweezers

Nail clippers

Band-aids

Shower rod

Shower curtain

Toothbrush

Toothpaste

Floss

Period products

Bathmat step on a towel

Air freshener

Trash bin

Towel rod use the shower rod

Towels

MISCELLANEOUS

Elastic bands

Stapler

Stables

Paper clips

Needles and thread only necessary if you repair/customize your own clothes

AA / AAA batteries

Light bulbs

Extension cords

Scotch tape

Duct tape

Shovel

Rake (if you have a yard)

Stain remover

Jar of quarters for laundry mat

Screw drivers

Hammer

Nails

Sticky tack

Screws

Box cutter / X-acto

Pliers

Wrench

Pens

Paper

Pencils

Pencil sharpener

Eraser

Welcome matt

Shoe rack

Coat rack

Flashlight

Flashlight batteries

Watch batteries

Rechargeable batteries and charger

Safe place to discard dead batteries

Candles

Matches

Lighter

Mini travel fans

Real fans

Emergency Survival kit

Fire extinguisher

Landline phone

Window air conditioner

Carbon monoxide alarm should be provided by your landlord

Fire alarm ^^^

FOOD STUFF

Mustard

Ketchup

Mayo

Salt

Pepper

Baking soda

Flour

Eggs

Milk

Bread

Olive oil

Tea

Jam

Peanut-butter

Coffee grounds

Cereal

Rice

Pasta

Vegetable soup

Tomato sauce

Frozen vegetables

Crackers

Chickpeas / lentils

Apples

Oranges

Granola bars

Juice

Hot chocolate mix

Frozen meats

get what you’re going to eat/use

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Wanting a Vex to your Keyleth is basicly saying you want a confident sassy secretly sweet dom to your overly anxious sub

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You ever just go through your Really old discord convos and just have to be like "whomst????" I haven't talked to this person in 4 years but I straight up dont know who they are

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Firefighter demonstrates how to put out a kitchen fire