You're Telling Me! Now I Need To Have My Cocktails Not Just Taste Like A Ton Of Citrus And Vodka. And

When I finally get a PC this is what I'm gonna get

Sometimes you pause and realize life can be a bit odd

And sometimes that happens when you're teaching your 72 year old father how to remove foundation and concealer

*Ends 50 slide PowerPoint presentation*

Me: And that's why Iskander is a himbo

*silence*

*From the back* Lord El-Melloi II and the entirety of the Ionian Hetairoi: She's right

PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO ST VINCENT'S!!!!

They support anti LGBTQI+ lobby groups in Australia. Same with The Salvation Army. In the past they have refused to give the donations to non-Christian and LGBTQI people, most notably the Black Saturday bush fires in Victoria

PLEASE SUPPORT NON RELIGIOUS RELIEF ORGANISATIONS

since people are asking, here’s a list of places you can donate to help the australian bushfires. donating literally $1 means you have done more than our prime minister. (* = can donate internationally; for the other ones you might have to google it) 

cfa (VIC firefighters) 

rfs (NSW firefighters)*

rfbaq (QLD firefighters) 

cfs (SA firefighters) 

red cross*

WWF NSW bushfire crisis*

WWF koala crisis* (both WWF links are in aud so use a currency converter if you’re outside aus)

St Vincents NSW (partnership with channel 9)

St Vincents SA 

RSPCA NSW 

here is a list from the abc (but maybe don’t donate to the salvos bc they suck) (x)

i’ll keep it updated as i find more

nice

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

@lady-tortilla-chip have you seen Beast!Yosano yet!? WLW vibes for dayssss! Like it should be illegal to be that stunning!