PLEASE DO NOT DONATE TO ST VINCENT'S!!!!

My family: Are you sure you want to sew that by hand? Why don’t you just use the sewing machine?

The sewing machine: In order to thread me, you must put your spindle through a complex series of loops and holes that span throughout my being and finish it off by threading through my needle eye. In order for me to do a proper stitching, you must pull the thread through the most impossible spot to thread behind the needle, then make sure the bobbin string as well as the string you just threaded are out of the way but also properly threaded through the “foot” that holds your fabric in place. Fail to do any of these steps properly while the needle is in the upwards position and I will unthread immediately. Hope you know how to properly rethread the bobin because that canundo easily too if you’re not careful… 

Hand sewing needles: Ha ha- thread go through the eye then needle go BRRRRRRR-

BUNGO STRAY DOGS SEASON 3 IS MY NEW ADDICTION

I've been on it for 32 minutes 51 seconds and I need another hit

-low key mvp is Hirotsu! Badass Grandpa ftw-

Honestly, is there anything better then shipping Chuuya with people that can and will kick ass?

Like we all know he would fall for Kunikida if he saw him f*ucking suplex Dazai.

Why wouldn't he fall for Ranpo the second he punched his lights out?

`waddles into your Tumblr room with plushies` I can't sleep, wanna talk about ranchuu

always. Always happy to talk about RanChuu. (Speakin of plushies what would kind of plushies would either Ranpo or Chuuya have, you think?)

Fucking Queenslanders

Unmute !

Today's cocktail is the Silver 75! It's so fancy lookin'!

So good. The cherry adds a nice flavour! It tastes stong but still sweet.

Everyone: Let's each buy him a piece of clothing so we can wear an appropriate outfit to meet the director

Later

Fukuzawa: WHY DID NONE OF YOU BUY HIM PANTS?!

For those of you who don’t own the physical copy of Bungo Stray Dogs, I thought I’d bless you with this little comic in the front and back pages that explains how Atsushi got his outfit(and why it’s so random… this one is in volume three by the way).

"I’m personally a Holocaust survivor as an infant, I barely survived.

My grandparents were killed in Aushwitz and most of my extended family were killed.

I became a Zionist; this dream of the Jewish people resurrected in their historical homeland and the barbed wire of Aushwitz being replaced by the boundaries of a Jewish state with a powerful army…and then I found out that it wasn’t exactly like that, that in order to make this Jewish dream a reality we had to visit a nightmare on the local population.

There’s no way you could have ever created a Jewish state without oppressing and expelling the local population. Jewish Israeli historians have shown without a doubt that the expulsion of Palestinians was persistent, pervasive, cruel, murderous and with deliberate intent - that’s what’s called the 'Nakba' in Arabic; the 'disaster' or the 'catastrophe'.

There’s a law that you cannot deny the Holocaust, but in Israel you’re not allowed to mention the Nakba, even though it’s at the very basis of the foundation of Israel.

I visited the Occupied Territories (West Bank) during the first intifada. I cried every day for two weeks at what I saw; the brutality of the occupation, the petty harassment, the murderousness of it, the cutting down of Palestinian olive groves, the denial of water rights, the humiliations...and this went on, and now it’s much worse than it was then. It’s the longest ethnic cleansing operation in the 20th and 21st century.

I could land in Tel Aviv tomorrow and demand citizenship but my Palestinian friend in Vancouver, who was born in Jerusalem, can’t even visit! So then you have these miserable people packed into this, horrible…people call it an 'outdoor prison', which is what it is. You don’t have to support Hamas policies to stand up for Palestinian rights, that’s a complete falsity.

You think the worse thing you can say about Hamas, multiply it by a thousand times, and it still will not meet the Israeli repression and killing and dispossession of Palestinians.

And 'anybody who criticises Israel is an anti-Semite' is simply an egregious attempt to intimidate good non-Jews who are willing to stand up for what is true."

Reblog if you are ASEXUAL, SUPPORT ASEXUALS, or really really want to WEAR A REALLY FANCY BLACK CAPE

"You can't just change your mind midway through and call it rape"

"He barely touched her"

"They must have wanted it! They're Bi!"

“Those poor boys”

“She deserves to be punished too.”

“I’m not saying I support rape, but-”

“Sorry to say - she deserved it.”

“She put herself in harm’s way”

“But if she was fingered, then that’s not rape.”

“She ruined their lives.”