YOU hate JK Rowling!
and go to hell
my brain: can you stop falling for every dark haired character thats problematic?
me:
I got my weekly free summon ticket and used it on a whim on the Apocrypha story banner and got grade A fucking SPOOKED!
Like Ma'am? And Sir? You're rate isn't up. You ain't even on this banner. But BOY am I glad you're here!!
That makes 2 out of 3 5☆servants I got with weekly summon tickets (the other was Cu Alter on the white day banner)
Fucking Queenslanders
Unmute !
Sometimes you pause and realize life can be a bit odd
And sometimes that happens when you're teaching your 72 year old father how to remove foundation and concealer
As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.
You're telling me! now I need to have my cocktails not just taste like a ton of citrus and vodka. And because that bastard imports the French stuff I can't have the cheap creme de Cassis! It tastes like shit!!
being a bartender has ruined me bc i used to be like. ur cheapest vodka and coke. and now i am like... tall roku gin, on ice, with fever tree yuzu and lime soda. as my casual springtime nightcap
THIS is why I'm scared for if/when arcade characters come to mobile! Especially Sita and Sétanta, who could easily be made in to Loli/Shota bait
This sort of thought experiments always so much fun! And of course I had to add Sousa! Out of all of them he'd be the best boyfriend
I don't know if you're still doing the harem thing. time zones are weird....
I'm tackling this question with the idea that each of them serves as a role outside of, you know, why we're here. It's not just a harem it's a family.
Me: cooking
Bucky Barnes: security. takes care of bugs and spiders. Basically the guard dog
Daniel Sousa: handyman. Fixes things around the house. Most likely to help with the chores
Erica Flynn: Running the household. Lady is organised, knows what she wants and how to get it. Is basically in charge(Also being surrounded by guys constantly I would probably lose my f****** mind)
Helmut Zemo: Bank account. Someone has to pay for this circus and it ain't gonna be me
Loki: kinda like a cat? So there's no real purpose think they own the place. The mild chaos is entertaining
I know this is a little weird but it was really fun thought experiment for me and I hope it was at least a little bit entertaining to read
*****
My lovely, there is nothing weird about this! This is balanced, wonderful harem! Everyone has a job or role to play. I am cackling at Loki. 😂🤣😂 And you included Sousa. ❤️
I appreciate that you sent this in!!! It's amazing and I'm glad you had fun with it. ❤️
Love and thanks! ❤️
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