YOU Hate JK Rowling!

and go to hell

my brain: can you stop falling for every dark haired character thats problematic?

me:

I got my weekly free summon ticket and used it on a whim on the Apocrypha story banner and got grade A fucking SPOOKED!

Like Ma'am? And Sir? You're rate isn't up. You ain't even on this banner. But BOY am I glad you're here!!

That makes 2 out of 3 5☆servants I got with weekly summon tickets (the other was Cu Alter on the white day banner)

Fucking Queenslanders

Unmute !

Sometimes you pause and realize life can be a bit odd

And sometimes that happens when you're teaching your 72 year old father how to remove foundation and concealer

If you support gay marriage reblog this. If you're on the homophobic side, keep scrolling.

As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

You're telling me! now I need to have my cocktails not just taste like a ton of citrus and vodka. And because that bastard imports the French stuff I can't have the cheap creme de Cassis! It tastes like shit!!

being a bartender has ruined me bc i used to be like. ur cheapest vodka and coke. and now i am like... tall roku gin, on ice, with fever tree yuzu and lime soda. as my casual springtime nightcap

THIS is why I'm scared for if/when arcade characters come to mobile! Especially Sita and Sétanta, who could easily be made in to Loli/Shota bait

This sort of thought experiments always so much fun! And of course I had to add Sousa! Out of all of them he'd be the best boyfriend

I don't know if you're still doing the harem thing. time zones are weird....

I'm tackling this question with the idea that each of them serves as a role outside of, you know, why we're here. It's not just a harem it's a family.

Me: cooking

Bucky Barnes: security. takes care of bugs and spiders. Basically the guard dog

Daniel Sousa: handyman. Fixes things around the house. Most likely to help with the chores

Erica Flynn: Running the household. Lady is organised, knows what she wants and how to get it. Is basically in charge(Also being surrounded by guys constantly I would probably lose my f****** mind)

Helmut Zemo: Bank account. Someone has to pay for this circus and it ain't gonna be me

Loki: kinda like a cat? So there's no real purpose think they own the place. The mild chaos is entertaining

I know this is a little weird but it was really fun thought experiment for me and I hope it was at least a little bit entertaining to read

*****

My lovely, there is nothing weird about this! This is balanced, wonderful harem! Everyone has a job or role to play. I am cackling at Loki. 😂🤣😂 And you included Sousa. ❤️

I appreciate that you sent this in!!! It's amazing and I'm glad you had fun with it. ❤️

Love and thanks! ❤️