Actually Me When I’m Trying To Write A Fanfic 😭

Tachihara: Gin and I don’t have pet names for each other 

Hirotsu: oh okay… btw what do bees make? 

Tachihara: honey? 

Gin: *from across the room* yeah babe? 

Hirotsu: it’s cute that you think you can lie to me

literally me except I don’t identify as a girl

light is actually Hannah Montana no cap

my personal au where instead of light being kira he’s actually hannah montana

I love this

Akutagawa: our respective future partners have to be organized and level-headed people

Gin: *nods*

Atsushi: *bumps into a mannekin and apologizes*

Tachihara: *smashes a jar on the floor after struggling to open it*

The siblings: *share a look*

Akutagawa: who are we trying to fool, we want those two

Gin: *nods again*

Yes we need trans rights in the uk 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

Petitions - UK Government and Parliament

Petition: Do not stop transgender people from receiving care in mainstream hospital wards

The previous government proposed changes to the NHS constitution which would mean transgender hospital patients in England may not be treate

Well fucks? Get to it!

Dazai: *Flips a coin* Heads you kiss me, tails we make out.

Chuuya: *Makes coin float away*

Dazai:

Dazai: Alright, we’re fucking.

I LOVE TERUKO NO CAP.

Teruko: So, did you kiss her?

Tachihara: No, the moment wasn't right. Look, Gin could be my future wife and I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Teruko: Aw, Tachihara, that's so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.

dazai.

Akutagawa: Atsushi hasn't text me back and it's been 15 minutes :(

*meanwhile*

Atsushi: Dazai, does "beautiful" have 3 or 4 O's?

Dazai, fully aware of how to spell beautiful: It has 4.

……….what the actual fuck

As part of the health secretary’s highly publicized pledge to determine the cause of the disorder in the next five months, a wild-eyed Robert F. Kennedy Jr. reportedly shouted “Show me where autism is made!” Thursday while storming the Sour Patch Kid factory. “Attention Sour Patch Factory people: Give me the autism and no one gets hurt,” said the 71-year-old Cabinet member and vaccine skeptic, who cocked his gun and kicked down the door of the facility, grabbing workers, shooting bullets at conveyor belts, and kicking down enormous vats of bright colored gelatin before demanding to see the “head autism scientist” so he could kill him and “end autism forever.”

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THIS ART MAKES ME SO SAD AND HOPEFUL AND THE SAME TIME

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