Virgil: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?
Patton: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.
Janus: Something illegal.
Logan: Accept my fate.
Remus: I would message ten people saying that if they didn’t forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.
Roman: What?
Janus: That’s fucking awesome. Can I change my answer?
no one asked for this, but i feel like i need to add a bit more onto this:
don’t attack Remrom shippers. don’t spread hate. don’t threaten them. don’t bully them. don’t think that they are automatically bad people who don’t deserve to be in this fandom.
you disagree with the ship? me too. so, block those people if you don’t agree with them. block them and move on. don’t intentionally engage in their stuff just to harass them.
the same principle literally goes to everything else:
don’t like a certain ship? block the tag, block the people who ship it & make you feel uncomfortable AND MOVE ON.
don’t like a certain side? block the tag, block the people who like that side a lot & make you uncomfortable AND MOVE ON.
that’s literally how easy it is. please, don’t be a jerk. blocking things you’re uncomfortable with is healthy and important; harassing and bullying isn’t.
So, which simp is gonna start simping even more after this?
[kissy sounds]
Here it is, a DTIYS for @shortnfantastic! I just couldn't resist
Oh my god this is great-
A/N: so I wanted some protective!creativitwins content and came up with this! alternative titles are “Roman is Babey (literally) and frankly so is Remus (not literally)” or “Roman and Remus: aka Baby and Babey,” but the actual title comes from the song “Hey Brother” by Avicii. Huge thanks to @vintage-squid for beta-ing!! Enjoy!
Warnings: de-aged Roman, swearing, mild fantasy violence, Remus being Remus (aka gross and gruesome but otherwise he leans sympathetic in this fic), teasing/banter, crying, hugging, snuggling, morally neutral Janus (he shows up to give some mildly helpful input then fucks off like the dramatic bitch he is)
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Remus was not equipped for the current situation in the slightest. In fact, this was probably the furthest from his job one could get. He was supposed to be disturbing, creepy, and well… technically creative. But not the whimsical kind- that was his brother’s thing. But he wasn’t sure how much his brother was going to be contributing to creativity at the moment, because he was suddenly much shorter, staring up at Remus with wide brown eyes, and- oh yeah, he was a fucking child. For some reason. Well, Remus did know the reason… maybe starting from the beginning would be better.
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@tsshipmonth2020
Day 14 - The first words you hear your soulmate speak are written on you.
Content warning: character with vitiligo, implied rudeness towards vitiligo, Remus being Remus (in a way that could be categorized as intentions for animal abuse?? But not really. It’s not malicious in any way.)
Word count: 1.4k
What’s that on your face?
Every day he was greeted in the mirror by the same, harsh words, etched into his collarbone in startling black ink. He’d heard many variations of the question before in his life, people with too much curiosity and too little impulse control, blurting out questions about his skin before he even properly introduced himself. At this point, he’d memorized the spiel: It’s called vitiligo and yes, I was born this way. No, it doesn’t hurt. No, it’s not contagious. No, it’s not because my parents were different races. That last one still made him laugh sometimes. But, better to laugh at the absurdity than bang his head against a wall in frustration, he supposed.
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As a Logan kinnie with a fat body and knows this man has canonically consumed a whole jar of Crofters, I think Logan deserves chonk rights
Good Noodle Snekie Janus in an oversized hoodie to geet himself warm, warm leggings, scale stickers and piercings, and of course some heeled ankle boots because he’s a little bit of an extra bitch.
Oh 'no' the snitties have returned. What ever shall we do?
my favorite part was Deceit going “Ssssssssuck up!” to Patton when he was buttering up Roman like
Deceit
pal
your name isn’t Jealousy, calm thy snaketits
Reminders!!
Roman: Yes dear, you’ll show them all that they should’ve listened to you and you’re evil plans are genius, now will you please come to bed?
Dark Side!Logan: Yes, Princess.
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