Samediankh - Lazy Bear

Long. Heartless. Jolting.

Am I.. a horny snake? Or an aggressive hagfish?

No. Most likely I'm a literal Heartless from Kingdom Hearts 😔🤌

Congratulations, youre body has taken on a new form! Spin this wheel three times. These words describe your new body

knights can be created by other knights like vampires except instead of biting them they wack them on the shoulders with swords

Same.

Some of us do actually live in the countries that are directly involved and we don't know shit about what's happening yet.

But what we do know that it's not a fucking TV drama for someones sick enjoyment.

So shut up and mind your own business. I believe there is far more adequate events happening in your own countries.

If youre not Polish or dont live in central/eastern europe shut the fuck up. Literally shut your mouth. Stop talking about world war 3 or article 5. Stop spreading fear and misinformation. Check your fucking sources. On behalf of my people, shut the fuck up.

in my shitpost era

I hate it so much that I do understand

I don't fucking care if it's manipulative, if your gf larps as an elf while talking to your relative who's undergoing chemo, you're allowed to humiliate her in front of her friends by larping as Naruto

Study them like a curious bug (mutual)

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying

Danez Smith, “It Began Right Here”

The most interesting pornbot to follow me so far

Indian Beaty With No Texts Or Whatever

rats are friends, not food. i’m looking at you, corvo