Blorbo: *is Going Through Horrors Beyond Human Comprehension*

I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along

Warning: flashing lights/bright colors/Sonic Prime spoilers

This is the plot of Sonic Prime, right?

This also explains why Tumblr as a whole so obsessed with vampires. We just feel our kindred spirit in them. Most autistic website confirmed.

autism is living by vampire rules. light sensitivity. eating the wrong food makes you want to die. need to be explicitly invited places. weird sleep schedule. eating the same thing every time. specific rituals and routines. burst into flames at the sight of a crucifix. etc.

here’s a hot take: giftwrap is dumb, 95% of the time you can just hand someone the thing and accomplish the same task. Society has conditioned us to love wrapping shit up for no reason, probably by gift wrap industry people.

he's still waiting for the serotonin :(

what is the difference between a witch and a wizard

wizards are mathematicians and physicists. witches are chemists and biologists

Well, I just wanted some Roger Delgado on my dash. Thank you very much.

And actually, what is even wrong? Like, I thought his last name meant "thin" or something like that?

Полезное напоминание

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