I Forgot April 1st Isn’t April Fools Day It’s Actually “seeing That Same Picture Of Misha Collins

had to be there i guess

tumblr adding polls to the website is truly the most prime example of "they need enrichment in their enclosure" for the tumblr userbase. any other normal social media site is using it for like "haha pick your favorite breakfast food" meanwhile we're playing games like "pick the tag that the person you reblogged this from picked and then tag it with an option you didnt pick." this is like giving a group of chimpanzees a box of rubiks cubes, and i'm loving it.

its good to know the extremely apt name for this subculture i guess

goncharov

The most interesting pornbot to follow me so far

Indian Beaty With No Texts Or Whatever

Why is it soooo right on point.

I mean. I put them on different screens and still mix them up every god damn time!

having a "smart"phone for me is just

*opens the clock app instead of the calculator app*

*opens the calculator instead of the clock*

I’ll forever love Nico for handling his gun like a magical girl

He really makes me miss Sakura

Well, speaking from my experience if in doubt of following then don't.

If it's relevant to the tumblr society then you will always know what's going on regardless of your personal likes and dislikes. We are a single being in that regard and there is no escape.

If it's relevant to you specifically then you can wait and see if it will come back to your dashboard again through other users who you already firmly decided to follow and what it will bring to you.

And of course there is the number of blogs you follow to consider. Is there a chance you will ever see their posts on your dash? Cause there's no hope for mine, okay. Today is a SW spam day apparently and yesterday were knitting spam day and sometime in the past month i survived weirdnessisgood milk spam for 2 days in a row. There was nothing except milk in the worst ways possible you have to understand. Turns out there is so many disturbing milk drinking images on the internet. I'm lactose intolerant. That was hell.

Anyway, the point is you can follow and never see them again. Which is absolutely fine. You can still follow someone passive aggressively and never see or interact with their posts.

Or you can follow and see what will be posted. If it's good stay, if it's bad unfollow, if it's nothing forget and find out you did so in a year and be hit by nostalgia of 5th of November 2022 the Second Grand Destiel Putin US Election day when some Ryan Reynolds joined us. Decide to still follow passive-aggressively and silently demand posts.

So. To follow or not to follow?

Any option is great.

my thoughts on the Ryan Reynolds account is that no one should follow him so he earns his follows by posting his deranged thoughts, quotes, gifs, fandom incorrect quotes, or never blocking the bots like everyone else in here.

one of my favorite tropes is when a character is talking in the foreground and something happens in the background that directly contradicts what they’re saying