YES

guys omg

remember that scene in one of the later seasons where JJ asks Reid what he'd be if he wasn't an FBI agent? .......cowboy reid. don't worry it's officially on my list

followed myself on my spare account but i didn't follow myself back so now i just feel like one of those people who think they're too good to follow people back even though they have like 10 followers

this came to me in a half-asleep state and i threw it together in pages within a minute. sorry if it makes no sense

“I’m just a girl” first of all you’re a grown ass woman second of all free yourself

god I love jemily

I don't think "having sex" is important. What's important is arachnid locomotion is controlled by a system of hydraulic compression

traumatic experiences suck. like really suck

*Carefully cracks the lid on the jar of ao3 authors, throws some glow sticks in as an offering before asking questions* hey so how many of you were suddenly hit with the urge to write a fanfic the second ao3 went down, or is that just me?

have a jazzy thursday

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blog basis: main blog, so all sorts of things will be on here!

what to expect: possible rants, criminal minds posts, multifandom posts, music suggestions, random thoughts, (hopefully) funny posts, art!

format: browns, dark reds, beige, darker browns, black!

shows: house md, criminal minds, friends, dear white people, b99, the queens gambit, gossip girl, cunk on earth!

books: god I haven't read any paperbacks in ages. tvd (pls no judgements), pjo, i'm writing a book!, skulduggery pleasant, ALL JODI PICOULT BOOKS SHE IS INCREDIBLE!

personality: imagine three chipmunks in a trench coat. a lot of them, all of which have chewed lightbulbs and are high on caffeine, unknowing to the outside social world. that is me!

rice purity score: 83...virginity is a social construct!

songs: too many to count but the one i can think of right now would be 'kiss me' by sixpence none the richer!

study field aspirations and ambitions: psychology/criminology. ironic i know!

things i like: spencer reid, trinkets, pinterest, thrifting, gum, headphones/earplugs, music, intellectual conversations, infodumping, rings, did i mention spencer reid...

favourite criminal minds episode: 'the lesson' cliche ik but it creeped me out the most of any episode. that comes first, then the episodes with the twins because what the fuck!

things i do NOT enjoy: having chipped nails, unevenly lined up desks, losing things, joint aches, seasonal depression, dog-eared book pages, sociopaths and loud noises!

philosophy i believe in: multiverse theory, call me crazy but go ask quantum computing over there!

mbti: ENTP fav food: sushi, basic ik but i will never not love sushi!

random fact: octopus have just over 500 million brain neurons, so this makes them incredibly intelligent. they can solve some puzzles and occasionally use human tools as well! spirit animals: an echidna. also the three chipmunks in a trench coat I mentioned before.

brief summary: i like a bunch of stuff and that's all i can compile right now! (i'm cool i promise)

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lyrics:

Two lovers entwined pass me by But Heaven knows, I'm miserable now I was looking for a job and then I found a job And Heaven knows, I'm miserable now

In my life, why do I give valuable time To people who don't care if I live or die?

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-a.