I love Barnabos and I think that he is most creative version of a path of the beast barbarian I have seen but sometimes I can’t help but laugh a bit because everytime he rages I just think of this
- 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗽𝗶𝗿𝗲𝗱 𝗯𝘆 "𝗕𝘂𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗮𝘆𝗹𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁", 𝗝𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗟𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗼𝗻
I'm re-listening to Icebound, and I realized something.
Taishen said he raised Mei Li. And somehow I didn't register that the first time I listened to Icebound. Taishen being a parent or at least a parental figure makes so much sense. And also...
That means he's a dilf
...I need to write a modern au one-shot where he's a single parent tea shop owner and has a meet cute with Jornir
Just 2 and a half weeks ago I was retested for ADHD, and I got my diagnosis back about 1 and a half weeks ago. I was just rediagnosed with anxiety and told I have some pattern recognition issues. Oh, and I can't forget how it was also blamed away with my childhood trauma. now I had spent the 2 nights before my testing just researching ADHD and autism hoping to find my own answers. but when I got that diagnosis it was so hard to keep a neutral face, I wanted to scream and cry that it didn't make sense, how could all of this just be explained away with fucking anxiety. I didn't talk much during the diagnosis, mostly my mom asked questions. when I got home I looked up more stuff and did see that ADHD and anxiety do in fact have some same symptoms but I don't think it's enough for me to just be given anxiety. I just wanted to be given just a few answers but no, I just have more and more questions. Anyway, I gotta try and go back to bed. bye
honestly, you might be on to something
plus I can talk about what I'm reading in front of my mother
once we stopped using the words lemon and lime to indicate how sexually explicit a fanwork is, that’s when we as a society started to collapse
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rusted machinery (gears) dividers
source▪️base▪️f2u w cr
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You once saved a Crow from dying as a child. Even now that you are an adult, you still remember the Crow's words after you set it free back to its murder, "We… wiLL… RETurN… ThE… FAVor…"
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS!!
*me, frantically googling at 2AM because I’ve finally given up on figuring it out myself* why the FUCK does everyone think Hux has a cat named Millicent is this a mass hallucination I MISSED OUT ON where do I purchase the drugs I love her so much
I've been informed that the screenplay for Deadpool 4 (aka Deadpool and Wolverine Part 2 Electric Boogaloo) is going to keep their dynamic exactly the same (minus the initial animosity), and right at the end of the movie Wolverine is going to casually mention that they're married. Got married about a year after they met. For the tax benefits, obviously. Deadpool, while winking at the camera, will add "among other reasons", and then the movie will immediately cut into credits.
Y'all I need this
Ok I have an idea for a fanfic but I’m never going to write it because I regularly abandon projects and I have exams soon, so I’m just going to post the idea here:
SO the fic is done in the style of one of those family comedies where the parents of a dysfunctional family invite their now adult children to like a lakehouse for a family holiday to try and reconnect or some shit. (I think this is just because I watched this is where i leave you recently…)
Han decides from literally day one that he can’t deal with everyone and just fucks off to fish with Chewie, the family dog. He probably leaves at like the ass crack of dawn to get the good fish?? idk anything about fishing???
Ben totally just rocked up with Hux, his boyfriend of like 4 years, who no one knew anything about.
Ben decides to show Hux around the lakehouse but ends up tripping over his untied shoelaces after Hux shoved him and breaks his wrist. This results in the ENTIRE family turning up to the hospital which turns into an absolute shit show. (”how did this happen?” “well doc, turns out the love of my life is a massive asshole and he pushed me down a hill” “actually, he’s an absolute child who can’t tie his fucking shoelaces”) (”oh look at that, the doctor said they have to amputate your hand, hope you weren’t attached to it” - Rey, probably) Rey posts the whole thing (including the video of Ben tripping) on tiktok
Ben wacks people with his cast like the child he is
Rey and Ben are cousins but grew up together so have the whole sibling rivalry thing going on
Luke is definitely the most chill, but like to the point it pisses Leia off, like Han catches himself on fire using the bbq but Luke doesn’t even notice because he’s too busy meditating by the lake
Finn and Poe are there because they pretty much grew up in the Solo-Organa household
Finn and Poe’s whole storyline revolves around them pining for each other but neither of them admitting they’re in love with the other. Everyone else can see it though, to the point that they started making bets
Leia gets fed up with everyone so just ends up baking to unite everyone through food but ends up getting so sick of Ben’s shit that she throws a whole ass pie at his head. This is just inspired by my own extended family and that one video I saw of an Italian woman throwing a whole uncooked pizza at her son
Ben and Hux 100% have a massive fight and Hux runs off to the nearby town and Ben has to go around asking if anyone has seen an angry ginger asshole. They reconcile and have a touching™ moment, which is ruined when Ben admits he threw Hux’s suitcase in the lake and they go back to normal. Hux has to wear Ben’s clothes for the rest of the trip
The holiday ends when the lakehouse burns to the ground. No one knows who did it. It was Leia.