It’s Two A.m. I Just Wanna Write And Entire Story .

I'm re-listening to Icebound, and I realized something.

Taishen said he raised Mei Li. And somehow I didn't register that the first time I listened to Icebound. Taishen being a parent or at least a parental figure makes so much sense. And also...

That means he's a dilf

...I need to write a modern au one-shot where he's a single parent tea shop owner and has a meet cute with Jornir

TF2 headconnons: Sniper!

Sniper is a pretty good cook. His specialty is stake and he makes a mean stew. He can't bake for shit tho.

Knitting (I don't know who stated it but I wanna kiss you) He definitely made everyone scarves for smissmas.

surprisingly flexible, definitely not the most flexible of the group but he's up there.

he's such a fuckin' mamma's boy.

Enjoys his alone time, but will isolate himself from everyone if someone doesn't pull him out of it.

While Sir Hootsalot is the only bird that has stuck around, Snipetr has tended to quite a few birds over the years.

RED Sniper prefers a quick and swift kill, usually a headshot. Blue Sniper on the other hand loves watching his targets struggle before putting them out of their misery.

RED Sniper hates BLU Sniper for the previous reason.

RED Sniper has an outgrown shag haircut and BLU Sniper had a simple short haircut.

"There was a reason a far simpler, kinder necromancy was still allowed. Still using the body and the bones, while still allowing the spirit to pass to either the Underwhere or the Overthere. A sign of great debt or punishment, to not allow the body to rest until their sentence had been served and their debts worked off. It was still quite a bit less cruel than watching the person themselves come undone, little by little. He didn’t regret outlawing the other practice, as most had opposed it long before he’d come into power. 

If only that meant Bowser could have kept the subject of his nightmares dead too. With any luck, he’d come undone on his own too, and those whispers amongst his people would be laid to rest with him."

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crabonated beverage?

its important to almost get hit by a car once a week to remind yourself that you arent scared of being hit by a car

Tumblr is really on that toxic yaoi shit rn

i've had this silly little romcom au idea a while ago, in which stone is a goat milker farmer and robotnik is some big evil corp ceo trying (unsuccessfully) to get a hold of stone's land for his evil factories or whatever. every landowner around has already given up their property but stone, so rob finally comes to torment that stubborn man personally but ends up just hanging out at his farm more and more often and kinda liking it

So I was one of those motherfuckers who obsessed over the Hamilton musical and I had basically memorized over half of the songs. Today Disney+ has a recording Hamilton on and I am fucking vibin'

This is an amazing take

i once saw someone saying that will killing people was just him stimming and i think that’s canon