Sad0mori - Dead Dove Do Not Eat

this hit me like a truck

I am evil & hot & unkillable

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

"I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy" nah fuck that I would. Actually if I could choose to have any superpower, I'd want the power to make people feel whatever I've felt at any point of my life, at my choice. Someone mildly inconveniences me, I'm letting them have 30 minutes of being five years old and trying to learn how to cry silently because you know nobody's coming to help you and if someone hears you, they're coming to make it worse. Fuck you and your eyebrows.

self care is actually getting in fights with randoms in dark alleys

please don’t fuck my dad

At the end of the day it’s up to him

character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

bro no i swear im not a masochist i just fucked up my parry timing. i just fucked up my parry timing is all. hit me again im ready this time

bro your whimsy. you forgot your fucking whimsy. your solemn and somber attitude is scaring the hoes