Character Misses Their Shot And The Villain Goes "ha! You Missed." And The Main Character Goes "did I?"

please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way

i saw a very important tiktok recently and knew i immediately needed it as a gif so here it is in case y’all want it as well

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

my first favorite hobby is yapping. second is being extremely quiet and not talking ever at all ever.

Do not go gentle into that good knight. He likes to be fucked much harder than that.

The legendary Cynthia Khan 🥰🔥👊

*covered in blood* I'm literally fine guys. im still funny. Would you like to hear a joke Im going to tell you a joke

girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?