Dentists Will Splash Some Water In Your Mouth And Youll Think "oh A Nice Drink Of Water I Was Parched"

it literally never occurred to me that people actually looked at this blog, i'm used to the idea all my followers are bots and the people asking me the questions were my friend (which i genuinely thought the kangaroo one was, but now i know someone actually thinks kangaroos are stupid, which is very mean to the kangaroos what did they do to u)

it's cool to know that people are following me here and seeing my stuff :)

it amazes me that probably dozens if not more people are using/have used the phone + tablet wallpapers i’ve created over the years

someone who i will never know or meet liked my art enough that they wanted to see it every time they open their phone

insane.

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commit tax fraud today!

a customer said “earl gay” instead of “earl grey” and my lizard brain reacted fast enough to say “that’s what they call me in England”

because i am such a completely normal average not insane whatsoever house viewer i’ve dedicated the entire day the past two days to making as many of these hako puppets as i could find while i finish off the series

they can now watch with me hehehe

"lol tiktok users would rather learn mandarin than come to tumblr" yeah man that's crazy. who would have thought that people from the video-based dopamine-machine app wouldn't decide to join the text- and image- based no-algorithm website?

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