I Thought Tumblr Would Enjoy This

My perra (essentially a teachers assistant) got me a plushie and OH. MY. GOD. look at him !!!!

I’m gonna sob, I got into the transfem community cuz my sister and stuff and they’re silly and now I keep getting naked/nearly naked trans ladies, PLEASE. I WANT THE SILLY JOKES. NOT NSFW PLEASE.

I heard we rating labels sooo..

(For reference, I am a bloodhound, coyote, Pesquets parrot and a skeleton nonhuman.)

Alterhuman:

4/10 not my favorite, it’s tolerable but I prefer nonhuman, dunno why but alterhuman doesn’t fit right, don’t even know why.

Nonhuman:

10/10 Yes, this is me. I am NOT human so it fits since nonhuman means not human.

Therian:

1/10 I’m not a therian, I’ve heard ‘so you’re a therian’ or ‘it’s therian or human’ too many times. Like no..? Theres more than just therian and human. (Totally not aimed at a specific therian in one of my classes)

Otherkin:

5/10 it’s not good but not bad yk? I mean I guess I am otherkin in one way (skeleton kin) but also I just prefer nonhuman. I don’t really care if you call me this but I prefer not. Yk?

Critter/creature

10/10 yes. Just yes. Please that’s the way to become my favorite person.

“delusional therian”

10/10 best compliment ever thanks for that, although it will get you blocked, sorry I’m just quirky and delusional like that.

My ‘type.

10/10 YES.

For example:

“Somber is a bloodhound on tumblr”

“Somber is a skeleton on tumblr”

“Somber is a coyote on tumblr”

I’m stra- WRONG! Faggot bomb!! 💥💥🏳️‍🌈💥🏳️‍🌈🚬🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈💥🫃🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨🚬🚬🏳️‍🌈💥

We love having panic attacks at 6:50 because Trump won and now our entire family is at risk (we’re not cishet) and our friends and even our teachers are at risk of being deported. Add in project 2025 and the uncertainty of this old demented man and we have a recipe for disaster. And it all could’ve been avoided if American weren’t so fucking stupid and elected him. I wish I was old enough to vote. I really do.

I need someone to cuddle and watch Arcane with me, my bsfs busy and I need enrichment. I’m like a dog. You can’t leave me alone too long or I start eating couches.

Shuffles feet 💔 hello bmc community ‼️ I humbly present: nervous dog Jeremy heere

Human beauty standards don’t apply to me because I am a pupper

repeat after me

human beauty standards don't apply to me because I am pubby (or insert whatever u are)

This is my equivalent except my black hole is incredibly LOUD

I’m not manifesting I’m dogifesting