Being A Disabled Nonhuman Sucks. I Am A Literal GOD. I Should Not Be Stuck In Bed Because Of The Confines

Does that mean I’ll actually be good enough at violin to he in the symphony ?? YIPPIE

what if one day, for 24 hours, everyone on tumblr turned into whatever their url is

Chat do stuffed animal / plushie nonhumans exist? Can y’all come here and help me. I’m kinsidering and confused on the difference between a doll and a plushie.

When is it my turn to be literally anything other than the heroes sidekick that loves them? When does “shes in love” turn to “i’m in love” like bro I’d be so good at pretending to be in love. Apparently I’m good enough to be a simp every time we do a show but never enough to actually get the guy/girl.

“Fabulous!”

“Unless I reconsider.”

“Not fabulous.”

Reblog with an inside joke you have with your friends.

“Yes, Captain America has LEGS!”

I swear my head is like a demented south park episode. Where nothing is taken seriously, theres random spurts of arguments and every so often theres just “as we fall in line..” “SHUT UP TYLER JOSEPH”

America. Where pregnancy tests are locked up but nicotine gum is free

What are y’alls nouns? Personally I go by psychology, doggy and creature.

These posts are cousins to me.

Guys I drank code red and then violently all my muscles tensed up within a minute, the squip is fighting back

“How is it being a canine?? It must be so fun! Wagging your tail, wearing collars-“

One second I want to maul someone’s throat out and then the next I’m just a silly little pup.