Never Forget What We Lost (yes I Know Why He Changed But Still)

“I like Emmrich but he’s so OLD, why couldn’t they make him YOUNGER-“

YOU WILL FUCK THAT OLD MAN AND YOU WILL LIKE IT

Veilguard is testing the limits of my ability to consume everything related to my hyperfixation. It’s…fine. But it lacks the depth and connection that I felt with the other games.

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

Playing FE:TH with my boyfriend on the phone and Bernadetta’s birthday came up and he went, “Don’t go to tea time with her, that’s what FBI agents use to get information out of people”.

“counterspell” or as i like to call it “Nuh uh”

dragon age 2 really showcases how toxic the polycule can get

Throwback to that time I went to my first (Halloween) drag show and a drag king was a biblically accurate angel. 10/10 experience.

Don’t scratch the hand that jorks you

My reaction upon meeting Astarion was, “I’m going to obliterate this twink”

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