If This Gets 5000 Notes I’ll Read The Percy Jackson Books Before The Tv Show Comes Out

Preparing myself to rage

Welp, I know I'm gonna rage and start talking shit about Max after this so prepare yourselfs, mes amors

Zoos loves his daughters more than anything in the world

Athena, Artemis, Persephone and Aphrodite: *getting away with wathever they want*

Ares, Apollo, Hermes and Dionysus: "but but" *continues stamering*

Zoos: "no buts"

Hera: "this b***h

𝗔𝗿𝘁𝗲𝗺𝗶𝘀, 𝗔𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗻𝗮, 𝗔𝗽𝗵𝗿𝗼𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗲, 𝗣𝗲𝗿𝘀𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗼𝗻𝗲: *burning down an entire city just for a prank*

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: They are just lil babies, I will talk to them.

𝗔𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼, 𝗔𝗿𝗲𝘀, 𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝘀, 𝗗𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘆𝘀𝘂𝘀: *breaking a flower vase while playing by mistake*

𝗭𝗲𝘂𝘀: Death penalty.

YES YES and ummmmm YES

Okay, hear me out:

ZOOS GET YOUR GODAMM ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL IT!!!!!!

Past:

Hestia*confused*: Why did Zeus leave?

Demeter*in a singsong voice*: He left to get flowers for 'his precious Hera'

Hera:*blushes*

Hades*smirking*: He's completely in love with you.

Poseidon: Agreed

Present:

Hestia: Zeus is-

Hera*staring into nothing*: With another woman

Demeter*attempting to comfort*: Hera...maybe he is getting flowers for you?

Hades*trying to help*: That is a possibility after all.

Hera*hurt*:Hah, if he's going to get me flowers it will only be accompanied with fake apologies and empty promises.

Hera*tears forming in her eyes*: Do you think he even loves me anymore?

Poseidon: H-hera

Hera: You guys can't even tell if he still loves me.

Hera:... can you guys leave me?

Poseidon*worried*: ....ok but if you want company you can come to us.

All 4 of them:*leaves*

Hera:*breaks down in tears*

I can't believe i just now found your account but your bio is FLAWLESS just like your taste in ships and media 😙🤌🏻😍🥰

Thank you!!! I just saw your account, and from the moment I saw your bio, I knew you and me have the same taste!!! So I hope you don't mind me coming to ramble to you about something.

Great like always

hi honey, how did I do ? 😅

I will have you begging for mercy, if you ever offend my girl!!!!!!

Stop leaving my girl out!!!

I think if a murderer wanted to lure me out of my room all they’d have to do is turn off my wifi cause sure as shit I’m gonna go see why it isn’t working

Listen up!

You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled

Hit that.

Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern

Yes.

Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in

Tumblr will follow up and help them.

Warning: this is only for mobile. If anyone knows how to do this for desktop, please add it!

This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.

YOU HAVE NO EXCUSE NOT TO REBLOG THIS.

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK IF IT DOESN'T GO WITH YOUR BLOG'S THEME.

And yes, REBLOG. Liking does no shit at all. This isn't ig.

You reblog, people see it. You don't, people don't see it. This shit's that simple.

This could save someone's life. It's not a joke.

More sleek?! more FASHIONABLE

Kindly fuck yourself Brenda

If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame