ZOOS GET YOUR GODAMM ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN KILL IT!!!!!!
Past:
Hestia*confused*: Why did Zeus leave?
Demeter*in a singsong voice*: He left to get flowers for 'his precious Hera'
Hera:*blushes*
Hades*smirking*: He's completely in love with you.
Poseidon: Agreed
Present:
Hestia: Zeus is-
Hera*staring into nothing*: With another woman
Demeter*attempting to comfort*: Hera...maybe he is getting flowers for you?
Hades*trying to help*: That is a possibility after all.
Hera*hurt*:Hah, if he's going to get me flowers it will only be accompanied with fake apologies and empty promises.
Hera*tears forming in her eyes*: Do you think he even loves me anymore?
Poseidon: H-hera
Hera: You guys can't even tell if he still loves me.
Hera:... can you guys leave me?
Poseidon*worried*: ....ok but if you want company you can come to us.
All 4 of them:*leaves*
Hera:*breaks down in tears*
So, someone tweeted this on f1twt:
And quotes made me lose it:
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More sleek?! more FASHIONABLE
Kindly fuck yourself Brenda
If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame
So fucking proud of him, you could see the happiness in his voice!
F1 meme of the day (#20)
I better see him interacting with Lewis before he gets on a plane somewhere else even tho he legit won a trophy yesterday!
PEVENSIE SIBLINGS + chess pieces
I know right!!!
the deafening silence that fell over this crowd when charles tumbled in the first 3 minutes … the baby girl of an entire principality
this is so true
diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!
I agree with them 1000000000000000000000000000000%
Dex: The stars are beautiful tonight
Tam: Yep
Dex: You know who else is beautiful?
Tam and Dex simultaneously: Biana Vacker