Just Need Charles And George And I'm In Heaven

Black, Purple, blue, greyish purple and green.

what is your eye color. what is your favorite color. what is the color that appears most frequently in your wardrobe. what color is your favorite blanket. what color is your water bottle.

Nelinha : *Inhales*

Nelinha : You idiots!!!!

Nelinha : *Screams*

Ana: What country has the most birds?

Ana: Portu-geese!

Tia: That’s a language.

Ana: Portu-gull?

Tia: Nice recovery.

Franklin: I think you mean nice re-dovery.

Gem: Turkey, how did you miss Turkey?

this is so true

diet culture people make me feel like i’m going crazy. you want me to take an experimental pill that destroys my appetite?? you want me to remove part of my stomach??? you want me to stop eating bread and rice, two of the staple foods most inherent to humanity????? why exactly? because my stomach is big? because you don’t like the way i look, and you think it’s reasonable to tell me to carve pieces off of myself and try random drugs and ruin my own life so i can look more visually pleasing to you? and you somehow don’t see how absurdly cruel and selfish that is to ask of somebody???? while pretending you care about their HEALTH????????????????? FUCK YOU!!!!

Lily tells Stefan that Caroline will eventually sacrifice everything for her daughters 7x08 vs 8x06 Stefan tells Caroline he sacrificed his soul for her daughters

original

Gem : How does Nelinha deal with you 3 I will never understand

Nelinha : Welcome to my life of every freaking day!!!!!

Store Worker: Would a Mr. Twain please come to the front desk?

Gem, arriving at the front desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Ana, Tia, and Franklin*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Ana, Tia, and Franklin, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Gem: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

oh god what did i do

IT SUMMONS MAIL EVERYONE TRY IT

I never realized that tbh!

did anyone else ever find it odd how easily zeus offered percy godhood? and how it almost seemed like he secretly wanted percy to accept? well i did, and after thinking long and hard about it…

i don’t think percy understood what turning down godhood really meant

demigods do tasks for the gods because they don’t have to follow any rules. they aren’t controlled by anyone or anything. demigods are a strange hybrid - not god, not human. they are in between the laws of immortal and mortal. they are not supposed to exist. yet they do, which is what makes them so extraordinary.

percy is crazy powerful. of course, there’s the aspect of raw power. he has domain over air (storms/hurricanes), land (earthquakes and volcanic eruptions), and sea (monster waves, tsunamis, floods, basically anything that involves water.) he can control bodily fluids. he has super strength (with one hand, he held up an unconscious annabeth who was being pulled down by both arachne AND the forces of tartarus). he has super speed (he moves faster than bullets in TTC). no matter how badly you hurt him, he automatically heals and regenerates the second he touches water (an ability no other demigod has). he’s an extraordinary swordsman. very skilled in combat and warfare. he’s smart, and thinks of plans quickly. but he also has a great deal of social/poltcial power… i mean, he’s a leader and hero to both the greek and roman camps. if he says “attack,” all demigods, greek or roman, attack. no question. do you have any idea how threatening that is to the olympians? he’s also best friends and has an empathy link with the lord of the wild, which basically means all of nature is by his side too, including all land creatures. he’s also prince of horses, which means pegasi too (both of which are extremely useful in battle). and of course all sea creatures, including the mythical ones like krakens and leviathans. not to mention many of the gods really like him. hermes, hephaestus, athena, aphrodite, and dionysis have all gone out of their way to help him. artemis holds him in high regard, especially since he saved her. apollo literally considers him his friend! and poseidon - his dad, the god who is the biggest threat to zeus - is fiercely protective of him and cares about him a great deal. many minor gods also like him because he demanded them to be given more respect and for their kids to be welcomed at the camps.

percy unknowingly has more power, both physical and social/political, than anyone should ever have. he may have absolutely no idea, but it must scare the living daylights out of zeus. by accepting zeus’s offer to become a god, percy would have submitted himself to the control of zeus. zeus would be his king and ruler. zeus would then have complete control over him.

but percy said no. therefore, percy remains out of zeus’s control.

percy had no idea what he was doing. but thank the gods he made that choice. thank the gods he’s an incredible person. thank the gods percy jackson has no desire for power, because he has more of it than anyone should ever be able to have.

More sleek?! more FASHIONABLE

Kindly fuck yourself Brenda

If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame

Great like always

hi honey, how did I do ? 😅

I better see him interacting with Lewis before he gets on a plane somewhere else even tho he legit won a trophy yesterday!