PLEASE READ!!! I DON'T POST STUFF LIKE THIS AND THIS IS SERIOUS TO ME! ELON MUSK IS TRYING TO DUMP THOUSANDS

In First Shift, Gwen accuses Alice of nepotism in helping Sam get the job. Alice says "I learned from the best"- so "Bouchard" probably carries much the same legacy in this world as TMA. Maybe Elias is even in power somewhere up the line.

I don't know what that means, but feels like it's either important or a red canary. I mean herring.

Ceaseless watcher turn your gaze upon this potted plant

Paul Gauguin

Initial malevolent impressions:

🍁American🇨🇦: "I'm inside you and I don't want to be"

☕British🇬🇧: "Lost my sight to disembodied book mind. Ah well, whoopsie."

DON'T PUT THAT SHIT IN MY HEAD

FUCK

FOUR MONTHS OF TERROR

Now for the question of who is our good old friend Mr Bonzo gonna go after. It sure would be a shame if it was our favourite grandson and grandma power duo

IN THE HORRIBLE TIKTOK TEXT TO SPEECH VOICE

"hEre's how I lost my eye!!" 😌😌😌

so. we know that TMAGP is set in 2024. so far we have seen blog posts, forum posts, cctv, an e-mail. and we know that instagram live exists in universe.

How much time until we get a statement via tiktok storytime?

DPHW reminds me of the Aarne Thompson index for fairy tales. I wonder if they're categorizing the type of tale, more than scoring it on qualities?

tara’s half smile/half smirk reblog if you agree

There's so many double meanings in TMAGP episode titles so far. On that note,

Protocol, in computer science, a set of rules or procedures for transmitting data between electronic devices, such as computers.

https://www.britannica.com/technology/protocol-computer-science

So much here

I imagine those article pics in the voice of 70s Geraldo Rivera

I bet Ms. Anita here eats lesbians for breakfast...haw, haw

Why are they suggesting a gay orange juice spokesperson if they think the majority of oj drinkers are 1) heterosexual and 2) homophobic? Seems like a non sequitur but obviously I've not read the full thing.

This woman also said “homosexuals cannot reproduce, so they must recruit. And to freshen their ranks, they must recruit the youth of America.” But here she is "freshening" her own ranks of the orange juice cult! Coincidence? I THINK NOT.

She also did interviews with Playboy to promote her Christian campaign against homosexuals. Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Also her book, The Anita Bryant Story: The Survival of Our Nation’s Families and the Threat of Militant Homosexuality.

This is a pretty good article: https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna24215

But really all that matters is that she lost her orange juice pusher job in the end. Time for a nice tall glass of refreshing revenge!