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HARLEY QUINN and POISON IVY in DARK KNIGHTS OF STEEL (2021—) #5

Hi my name is Phoenix Dark'ness Dementia Raven Wright and I have short ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with sharp spikes and pointed tips that reaches a few inches behind me and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Naruhodo Ryunosuke (AN: if u don't know who he is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Mia Fey but I wish I was because she's a major fucking hottie. I'm French but my lungs are healthy and cancer-free. I have pale white skin. I'm also a defense lawyer, and I go to a law firm called Fey and Co in Japainfornia where I'm a junior partner (I'm twenty four). I'm a Sonic kin (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly blue. I love Lordly Tailor and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a blue suit with my attorney's badge and blue pants, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Fey and Co. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of prosecutors stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

i hope they find a stupid tiny fish or something on mars and make mining illegal, just like the devil’s hole in california

these endangered bastards and their bathtub-sized habitat (just the surface shelf of a giant cave structure thanks) singlehandedly pissed off SO many businessmen lol

The post-Dark Castle arc conversation between Yoo Joonghyuk and Lee Sookyung we didn't get to see

wow

soukoku : sweet, silly, sixteen.

“Hello you’re through to the rare circumstances help centre branch of Jobs4U the only centre that deals with sufficiently rare and unusual circumstances among applicants, how can I assist you today?”

“I’m not sorry at all but I keep on telling the truth”

“Huh… Okay… Are you calling about a disability that prevents you from lying to your boss and thereby prevents you from acquiring or maintaining employment?”

“Yes, that’s exactly right”

“Well, not to worry. We here at Jobs4U believe that honesty really is the best policy. You’re among good company. What I’m going to ask you to do is fill in a request form that will specifically filter out jobs that require dishonesty. That way you can work with your disability rather than against it. Does that sound good?”

“Honestly that program in general sounds like it’s horseshit, but I think it’ll work just fine for me personally”

“Uh… Okay?”

“I feel as though you’ve understood my needs perfectly and don’t want to clarify myself further”

“Right… I… Would you mind waiting on hold for me while I confer with my colleague?”

“To be honest with you, I don’t feel up to waiting on hold right now. You should just send me that form because it sounds like it’s exactly what I’m after”

“I understand that. In the case that you want to fill out the form I’ve sent an email with the document attached to the address you have on file with us. In the case that you’re not after the form, please bear with me one moment”

*click*

*elevator music*

*click*

“Hello, are you still on the line with me?”

“No, I hung up”

“Perfect. Okay, ma’am, I can see several openings in positions we believe you’d excel at. Let’s see… Ah, yes. There’s an interview for a position near you later this afternoon actually.”

“That sounds terrible. Don’t tell me what it’s for”

“You’ll be working with a partner guarding two doors… They’ll explain it to you in more detail during orientation.”