yusuke is just like me fr
i had a dream i got everything i wanted
guess who’s hand slipped and made a whole mini game 😂😂
link to the game: https://liluo.io/naixaie/catch-all-the-san-lang 🍄🍄🌳
trios of assholes are my favorite - especially of the sibling variety
i dont want to get out of bed to draw this but i gotta write it:
Aki: I’m going on a…… date
Power and Denji: Ew a date? who would date you? is it a boy? Are you gay?
Denji: If you’re dating girl she should dump you and date me. But its probably a boy cause you’re gay
Power: Yeah you’re a [wildly offensive 90s gay slur]!
Denji and Aki: That’s so fucked up. Power what’s wrong with you? That’s so offensive.
Power: [cries and throws a fit and flushes all the vegetables in the house down the toilet]
Aki: [has to reschedule his date because thats the only time the plumber can come over]
My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😝 this strain is called "the mithraeum" 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw Cytherea’s corpse under the bed
My fellow lyctor Mercymorn pacing: god is lying to us