Hazel With A Scythe Would Eat

When I was a child, I never felt like a child. I felt like an emperor with a city to burn.

Imagine if Tim was like 'I'm over this'. Over the lack of trust, over the pushing things under the rug, over being put as a last priority, right?

So he just leaves, thinking no one will care to look for him. Let's his besties know, because he does not need them destroying the world trying to find him.

He goes and thinks he's going to end up being a nobody. Realistically, we all know he is going to end up in some other nonsense (meets Dr who, The Winchesters, or even Hannibal idk but that boy can't do normal civilian)

Cut to everyone trying to find him, thinking Ra's took him until he shows up looking for him too.

And young justice being no help what's so ever. "Where is Tim!?" "Idk what you are talking about he's over there" Cassie points at Kon in a 'I'm tim drake' shirts who is flipping them off.

Meanwhile they have a way to contact Tim and are trying not to run to him every night when he tells them about "all the fun he's having" (his fun is surviving another day)

*idk this makes no sense, but I wanted to write it. :D

Kon: Tim...remember your principles...

Tim: I don't have principles, Batman has principles, and I follow them because I have daddy issues.

Kon: Then, remember Batman's principles..?

Tim: Man, fuck Batman!

Dick: Ya know what they say if you let some one shenan once they are sure to shenanigan.

Literally all of the batkids: Why are you like this.

Tim: Did you know there's like a 95% chance I'll become a supervillain at any given moment?

Bruce: I'm sorry, what

Tim: Yeah, I know, it haunts my every waking moment.

Excuse my rage

But why the fuck would anyone ship Dick with Bruce?

That’s his adoptive father, he raised the kid and has been his dad 3x longer than John Grayson was.

That’s like Shipping any of the batbrothers together or with Bruce!

Adoption is just as good as blood and as a human from a patchwork family it makes my skin crawl that folks try to play it off and get their incesty-kink while saying “it’s not wrong they aren’t related!”

I ain’t related to my brother. BUT HE’S STILL MY BROTHER. And as for the argument “They didn’t grow up together!” My big sister was 12 when she was adopted; I’ve known her since I was 9, THAT’S THE SAME AGE GAP AS JASON AND DICK.

My dad ain’t gonna hit on any of his kids just because they aren’t blood related to him. cus that’s not something good parents do.

And anyways! It’s still an adult and a young person they mentor/parent. That’s a huge power imbalance even if there wasn’t nearly 20 YEARS BETWEEN THEM.

so in conclusion: STOP SHIPPING ADOPTED KIDS WITH THEIR ADOPTIVE PARENTS OR SIBLINGS. it’s still incest and it’s freaking gross.

You can really see how irritated Tim is that he isn’t doing his homework right now

okay, but percy being poseidon's kid gives him so many advantages that we probably never thought of. like, this boy can probably chew ice like it's no one's business, and not hurt his teeth. he can probably drink straight from the ocean without having to boil it beforehand. he has never choked on his spit in his life. he can probably run on wet, slippery floors and not fall. like, the possibilities are endless. i deadass would love a list.

"Hmmmm my son just expressed displeasure at being sent away to boarding school throughout his childhood and feels like he was being pawned off so his mother and I wouldn't have to bother with him. But he keeps acting out and I don't know what to do. I know! I'll send him away to another fucking boarding school-"